dave and i are going on honeymoon to bermuda. the only catch is that the chipmunks are coming, too. i don't really have much of a say as to whether or not they come with us. if they are there for the birth of my children i probably wouldn't be too surprised.
dave has on sunglasses and one of those hawaiian tee-shirts. i told him it was really stupid to wear a hawaiian tee-shirt when we're in BERMUDA but alvin told him he looked swaggy so whatever he says goes i guess. i have on my bts mcdonalds meal bikini i got from shein (pic above) and my gorgeous blonde hair is in another mesy bun. i told dave we shouldn't get dressed for the beach in the airport but he said we should. we got taken to airport security but then the chipmunks performed bad romance and we got off the hook.
"i dont understand why they have to come everywhere with us" i asked dave on the plane. the chipmunks were stowed away in the compartment above my head but every so often theodore came down for an almond. jeanette accidentally fell in my cup of diet coke and we had to take her to the bathroom to dry her off with the hand dryer.
"because their family" dave said
"but im your wife now," i said "you have to start listening to m-"
i was inturuppted by simon falling in ym second cup of diet coke. i sighed and excused myself so i could go and dry him off in the airport bathroom.
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we are finally in bermuda. dave booked us a hotel motel holiday inn but theres only one bed so the chipmunks are going to have to sleep in the tub. im not mad.
"honey lets go to the beach" dave saids
"ok babe" i grab my beach bag and slip on my rhinestone sandals and we leave to go to the beach. the chipmunks are coming too, obviously.
"wow i havent bveen to a beach since two days ago when you proposed to me" i say. dave blushes and giggles and i blush and giggle. i love my husband.
theodore started to drown in the water but alvin saved him.
"theodore qare you oaky>>???????????????" dave yeleld
"yes daddy i am" theodore squeaked
i hand theodore my towel and he eats it.
dave and i decide to go back to the hotel for dinner and the chipmunks follow us. they hide in my purse and i slip them bits of bread and butter. i even give them a fremch fry and eleanor eats it whole in one bite. literally, she just shoved it all in her mouth and didnt stop until it was gone.
dave and i go back to the hotel and fall asleep holding hands. theodore had a nightmare though so he had to sleep next to us.
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