Marvel Women One Shots

What Happens in Vegas...

Vegas. Need I say more? I will. It's a bit of a chaotic roller coaster but it was fun to write and I hope you like it, I actually kinda do. Bit of a long rollercoaster, buckle in.

Fluff? Chaotic energy

Word count: 3328

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"We leave you two alone for three days, and this happens? Are you fucking kidding me?!"

"Well, it's not like it was on purpose!" Yelena defends us.

"Yeah, we had no idea what we were doing. We were so drunk we probably would have walked through fire!" I say, trying to help.

I can see Nat clench her jaw, "you did try to walk through fire!"

"Ooh.. that's why my feet hurt so much.." I lift up my foot now seeing the burns, which instantly makes it hurt more.

Nat pinches the bridge of her nose, "I need to know everything that happened. Do you have any idea what you did those three days? At all. Anything."

I hold up my arms in surrender, "I dunno. Sounds like you know more than us." I look to Yelena who is nodding her head along with me.

"You two are fucked. How are we suppose to explain this?"

I cringe, "do we have to explain this? I mean, it's us. It's not that surprising."

I swallow thickly, Nat is boring holes into my soul with that stare.

"I can't say anyone would be completely surprised that you took off to Vegas without so much as a word. But, all of this?" She gestures to our getups, implying much more. "This is.. this is going to be a bit more difficult to explain. So start remembering. Now."

I look to Yelena who looks just as lost as me.

"I don't know. It was y/ns idea to go to Vegas. She funded it with Tony's money."

"Hey! You said it was a great idea! I didn't even have to convince you! All I said was 'Vegas!' And you were packing our bags."

"It was your idea to day drink as soon as they left! You know how easily I give in when I'm drunk."

"I was drunk, too! Besides, we always talked about going to Vegas together."

"It was on our bucket list," she agrees, any anger vanished, replaced with that big goofy smile of hers.

"Awe. Our first fight," I say with a fake pout.

"And we already made up! I knew we'd last!"

"Okay! Enough! Are you two still drunk?!" Nat yells exasperated. She then flops down on the couch across from us. "Listen, everyone else will be back tomorrow. We need to have the story figured out before then. Wanda is already passed out in bed and was lucky enough not to see your grand entrance."

"I thought I was suppose to carry her through the door?" Yelena asks confused, eyebrows knotted together all cute like.

"You were incredible, babe," I kiss her forehead.

"Babe?"

I shrug, "seemed appropriate."

"Please. Please, for the love of humanity, please just tell me what happened."

"Well, I guess it started Friday right after you left.." I start.

"We had immediate plans to start drinking. We started dancing around the place, ordering some food because we were hungry and knew we couldn't possibly cook while drunk."