Marinette: “Hey! I'm back from the fabric store-”
*Marinette blinks as she looks around the room and slowly sets her shopping bags down on a table*
Marinette: “Why is Lila here and tied to a metal chair? You all have 20 seconds to give me a good reason why Lila is here.”
Damian shrugs: “Tim instructed us to satanize the Manor.”
Tim: “Sanitize, Damian, I said sanitize! Not satanize! I asked you to sanitize the Manor since Alfred is out of town for the weekend!”
Damian: “Oops.”
Marinette: “Could someone also please explain why this room is on fire?”
Jason shrugs: “The fire came with Lila's pants and it spread around the room.”
Dick: “Liar, liar, pants on fire~”
Lila: “That's not true! The moron with the weird white hair on the top of his head keeps lighting my pants on fire whenever I say something absolutely true about myself!”
*Jason subtly hides the flamethrower behind his back and whistles in innocence*
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
