Damian: “What time is it?”
Marinette: “I don't know. Pass me Red Hood's helmet and that crowbar.”
*Marinette starts loudly banging the crowbar against Red Hood's helmet*
*Jason hidding behind Bruce in terror*
*Dick is concerned, but still happily munching away at his bowl of sugary cereal*
Tim screams across the Manor: “Who in the name of holy smokin' Batman is making all that noise at 4:00 in the morning?!”
*Marinette turns towards Damian*
Marinette: “It's 4:00 in the morning.”
Damian: “Thank you, Habibti.”
*Dick raises his spoon into the air and enthusiastically points at his breakfast cereal in victory*
Dick: “See, little bird, I was right! I'm just eating an early breakfast!”
Damian: “Tt, that bowl of sugar does not qualify as breakfast.”
*Meanwhile, Bruce helps Jason wobble out of the room so that he can go have a long session with his therapist*
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanficA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
