*Emma glares at her plate of vegetables and sticks out her tounge*
Emma: "Don't want it."
Marinette: "Sweetie, you need to eat your dinner to become big and strong."
Emma: "Why are they green?"
Marinette: "Because they're healthy."
Emma: "That's boring. I want rainbow vegetables, like Uncle Dick!"
*Dick looks up from his bowl of sugary colorful cereal*
Dick: "Uhhhh..."
Damian: "Your uncle is not eating vegetables, he is eating a bowl of processed sugar."
Emma: "Why can't I eat a bowl of processed sugar for dinner?"
*Damian pulls out his katana*
Damian: "Because processed sugar is far too small for me to cut into shapes. Now, what shapes would you like me to cut your cucumbers and green peppers into?"
Emma: "Yay! Star and heart veggies please!"
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanficA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...