Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)

135 - Big Sister

Emma: "Hey, Uncle Jay-Jay, how do I make a baby?"

Jason: "WHAT?!"

*Tim chokes on a sip of coffee*

*Dick chokes on a spoonful of sugary cereal*

Emma: "I wanna know how to make a baby because I wanna be a big sister! But I can't be a big sister without a baby sibling!"

Jason: "Oh...that's what you meant. Well, Pixie Spawn, you'll need to get your mommy and daddy to do that. Gross. I don't even want to think about that..."

Emma: "So how do they do that?"

Jason: "Uhhhhhh..."

Emma: "..."

Jason: "..."

Emma: "..."

Jason: "WHAT'S THAT TIM? YOU HAVE AN IDEA?? SURE! YOU CAN HELP EMMA!! I'LL GO READ THE DRIVER'S MANUAL FOR THE BATMOBILE ON THE ROOF!!!"

Tim: "WAIT WHAT-"

*Jason disappears*

Tim: "Oh you have got to be kidding me..."

*Dick pats Tim's shoulder*

Dick: "Don't worry, Timmy, I actually have an idea!"

Tim: "I'm scared to ask."

Dick: "Three words: romantic dinner date."

(A few hours later...)

Emma: "Good evening, Madame and Monsieur, and welcome to the Batcave Love-Love Restaurant! I'm Emma and I'll be your server tonight."

*Damian silently dying over how adorable his daughter looks in a mini waitress' uniform and apron*

Marinette: "Aww, Emma, this is so sweet! Did you do all of this for us?"

Emma: "Yep! Uncle Dick helped me hang up the fairy lights, but I set the table all by myself! Now, what do you wanna order?"

Marinette: "Well, what would you recommend?"

Emma: "I would recommend the Baby-Maker special!"

Marinette: "...the what?"

Damian: "THE WHAT?"

*Dick brings out a silver tray of romantic heart-shaped chocolates, rose petals, and sparkling champagne*

Emma: "Bye-bye! Uncle Dick and I are going back upstairs so you can have a romantic date!"

Dick: "Hehe, enjoy!"

*Marinette blushes*

Damian: "GRAYSON-"

(Two weeks later...)

*Damian hugs Marinette*

Marinette: "I'm pregnant again!"

Emma: "YEAH! I'm a big sister now!"

Dick: "Haha! My plan worked!"

Tim: "How-"

Jason: "Gross."