Marinette squishes Dick's face between two slices of bread: “What are you?”
Dick: “...an idiot sandwich.”
Marinette squishes Jason's face between two slices of bread: “What are you?”
Jason: “...a hot mess of a dead sandwich.”
Marinette squishes Tim's face between two slices of bread: “What are you?”
Tim: “...a sleep-deprived sandwich.”
Marinette squishes Bruce's face between two slices of bread: “What are you?”
Bruce: “...an emotionally constipated sandwich.”
Marinette squishes Damian's face between two slices of bread: “What are you?”
Damian: “...a confused human male named Damian Wayne.”
Marinette: “Incorrect!”
Damian: “...a trained assassin who works part-time during the night as a crime-fighting vigilante.”
Marinette: “Incorrect!”
Damian: “...the son of the Bat and the Demon's Head.”
Marinette: “Incorrect!”
*Marinette glares*
*Damian sighs*
Damian: “...the face of Marinette's baby between two slices of bread.”
Marinette: “Correct!”
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
