Subterfuge - (noun) deceit used in order to achieve one's goals.
Katherine Harper LaRusso, or Katie LaRusso, was the perfect girl with the perfect life. Her family loved her, she had many friends, she did great in school and out of school. But that...
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"I can't say this plainer, Eagle Fang and Miyagi-Do have to work together." Sam says, still trying to convince the Miyagi-Dos and Eagle Fangs to work together.
"Even if we wanted to team up, it'd never work." Chris states. "I was in Cobra Kai. Their style mixes with ours like..."
"Oil and vinegar?" Nate suggests.
"No, not salad dressing." Chris tells him. "I would say like the British Bulldogs and the Hart Foundation."
"They were friends, dipshit." Mitch says.
"Not in Wrestlemania 3, Penis Breath." Chris fires back.
"Ok you can't call me Penis Breath, only they can call me Penis Breath." Mitch says, getting up.
"Why exactly are you okay with anyone calling you Penis Breath?" Katie asks the boy and he just sits down.
"You know what, screw this." Another Eagle Fang says and all of them turn to leave.
"Hey, pussies!" Everyone turns their heads to see Demetri get up from his seat.
"This is exactly what those assholes at Cobra Kai want." Demetri says and points at Chris and Nate. "Since you were one of 'em,you're an asshole too. So are you."
"I ain't no asshole." Chris mumbles.
"So was I!" Demetri flails his arms around. "Well, at least I wanted to be one. But now Cobra Kai is the worst collection of assholes in the Valley, run by the king of all assholes. So if by merging with Eagle Fang..."
He turns to Mitch and says, "Weird name, by the way.... can keep us all from getting shit on anymore, then we'd all be assholes not to do it."
He sits down and sighs before saying, "I'm sorry for all the "assholes." I usually take pride in my grandiloquence, but... it's an emotional time."
All of the Eagle Fangs nod at him and sit down.
"Demetri's right." Katie says. "Now, where do we start?"
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"We're all in agreement that our newcombined dojo should train at Miyagi-Do." Katie says, listing off what she had written as to what they had agreed on. "But deadlocked on a new name, Gi Design, Post-Training Snacks,and Sensei Dispute Resolution Protocol."
Everyone sighs and falls back into their seats.
"OK, not good, but still, it's a start." Spencer says. Everyone hears a cat meow from outside the house.
"Aw, I think your cat wants to come in.Here, kitty, kitty." Bert says and goes out to find their 'cat'.
"I thought you didn't like cats, since when do you get a cat?" Spencer asks.
