Lean Mean Bean Machine

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Welp, the ceaseless incessant metaphorical exhilarating sugar rush withdrawal of the daunting prospect of a delayed scheduled upload has dawned upon this grassy coveted soil, the mere finger press away from bearing witness to a refreshing perspective of a harnessed awakening classic. The end cohesive dreaded trembling fear of it progressing to a blasted injustice on the eggspeggtations was...


...mildly vanquished, to be quite frank with every individual lurking peep.

Yeah, generally uplifting to behold such a fragrant whiff of fresh air from the Plonked Plagiarismtime nonsensical malarky spanning the vast underbelly across the canonical channel. And, I was eggsploded in genuine bewilderment regarding this not officially representing the crossover episode we were originally anticipating a fortnight ahead of the steep unwieldy curve.

Positives streaming left, right and headfirst cannonballing into our semi-warranted vicinity.

- The former unicorn newbie dignifiably administered as a loser, which is pure karma swift backhanded justice for his frivolous abandonment priority issues and toy stockholm syndrome.

- Old faces returning after damning months of inconceivable absences. The tangerine cheesy blockhead manifesting after half a year is eggscruciatingly satisfying and a drastic sight for sore eyes.

- Player's traditional losing streak bringing a mixed bag of nostalgia to the turntable.

- Niche callbacks in general amidst the hallmark of prospering jubilatory optimistic revival.

- Niche callbacks in general amidst the hallmark of prospering jubilatory optimistic revival

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Chubby squeaky string bean (asanine HC btw) GalaxRaveySky

- Commandeering honour-stricken Veteran being the majestic saving grace of Player's integral looming demise latching onto to his grasping arm as a lifesaver. Bolstering broskis.

- Playful mannerisms surging through the orange merchandise promoter and ultimately backfiring during his monetary dilemma with the Polish Mafia. (or Polus as a distinguishable subtle translation).

- Flippin' splash renders remeniscient of Smash Bros tagged franchise character reveals, as a platformer mishmash connoisseur

- Flippin' splash renders remeniscient of Smash Bros tagged franchise character reveals, as a platformer mishmash connoisseur

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FEELIN' THE RUSH OF BEFUDDLING EGGCITEMENT, Y'ALL!!!

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FEELIN' THE RUSH OF BEFUDDLING EGGCITEMENT, Y'ALL!!!

Moving onto the grinding geared gripes that persisted during the grandiose illogical tombstone dwelling logic return, which admittedly there were fewer than in modern eggsposed transgressions.

Player maintaining his egotistical snarky cocky attitude in some aspeggts was a tad harsh letdown especially my outrageous grievances towards this egregious sinister archetype resonating in the devastating lifespan of the simping mic dropping ball genre, although nowhere near as nasally and detrimental.

Mr. Cheese virtually left hanging by a few characters after reintroduction. Genuinely eggspeggted teensy shocked visages during the scoped newsflash transpiring before their oval shaped iridescent statures, but I assume it's rather commonplace in universe. 🤷‍♂️

Oh and hysterical backtrack tidbit on a previous chapter in my other miscellaneous predominantly pessimistic territory.

Oh and hysterical backtrack tidbit on a previous chapter in my other miscellaneous predominantly pessimistic territory

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Oops. Trusting misguiding incompetent fools is a hindering setback. Spoke eggsorbitantly too soon for immeasurable clairvoyant clarity.

Anyways, catch y'all on Sunday's sunny side up real crossover for an eggstra dosage of anticipated unfolding events.

EDIT: The scaly fire-dwelling gravelly lowercase toned Veteran mentioned "pissed". ALL AGES, EVERYBODY!!!! Cleanly swept straight under the radar!

EDIT EDIT: Humorous nuanced perplexing realisation of the trio's detrimental progress being wiped from eggsistence and starting anew due to the cross data progression they failed to acknowledge and implement. XD

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