Seriously...? Like, Come On...Just...You're Pulling My Leg...

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View the preset intentionally snarky pessimistic signal of my wave of distraught anguish at the newest installment replacing any verbal dialogue intertwining with the spatial interstellar sci-fi franchise, with GameToons in general after their obscene attempt at a crossover episode.

Legit driven to an absurd degree of insatiable curtly untamed fury upon watching this devastating travesty of an emerging episode. Two unnerving nail-biting monstrously anxious weeks upon it's initial announcement and just shy of an entire flippin' annual time period's worth adrift from morbid drought of the solar system mystery bean plethora legacy for this...unfathomable, ghastly production.

If you were expecting solely or predominantly Among Us for a prolonged portion of the episode or even a mere miniscule fractional quarter, particularly with a slew of reserved and secondary characters, your hopes are crushed and obliterated to smithereens as they had downscaled screentime compared to the other franchises represented, including Poppy Playtime and the godforsaken unholy FNF, the former lasting technically lasting the entirety of the episode given the unrecognisable jaune mongrel's Poppin' Plagiarism incarnation engraved.

The managing director and overseer of GameToons harshly taunted us with solely Among Us sneak peeks of eventual ridden still images depicting the cameos present leading us down a misleading trajectory. No outward verbal return of the tangerine pun meister or the japanese katana wielder, or the screeching cereluean birthday boy's frugal antics. Pure looming hook, line and sinker.

Ironically, this foul trepidating crossover projected Player mourning over the yellow menace's tragic death at the grip of the glitchy tentacles of the universe glitch. Possibly the worst case scenario for a grievance emergence on an objectively appalling entry.

 Possibly the worst case scenario for a grievance emergence on an objectively appalling entry

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Thank christ, he displays a semblance of humanity

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Thank christ, he displays a semblance of humanity. Also, the salt in the gaping wound correlates to Player's nonchalant cocky attitude eviscerated into obscurity again on a crestfallen perceived episode.

I assume he's cleared his shrouded redemption arc progress, with the creators acknowleding the eggstent of our panging outcries for his glorious return with a petty pisstaking fakeout by Captain's original overarching berating rant, so bonus ranks on the misery ladder.

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