I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT FOR ONE FEMTOSECOND!!!
Don't start giving me this balogne about this grandmother in critical condition sob story bullshit. It happened in the canon TV series with a completely different character, and they're doing it with Noob just so GameToons can go "Haha fuck you, now you have a reason to like this petty bitch."
Don't make me believe that she also happened to survive the glass bridge game because her fingers are like strong grappling hooks. I could see that shit coming a mile away!
And definitely don't start implying that...
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...this is their ideal plan to make another disaster waiting to happen. No way am I buying that this bull is gonna be canon in the future! If your perfect plan was to continue to piss us off even after the issues that are ever so present with the character, then congratulations, you get a gold star and a cookie for doing such a lovely job!
And not to mention the most heinous crime that this episode pulled is cramming the last 3 games into 10 minutes. Why?
Marbles had the perfect opportunity to split the trio into one of many possible combinations that we gambled on. We could've learned so much more about the characters and their background history, but nope let's put the three against some minor random nobodies because it's obvious who gets preferential treatment at this point! Noob is the only one that also gets the backstory because fuck you.
The glass bridge was okay, but it's really fucking short. Again, could've extended that alongside the marbles for the full episode runtime.
The final round was just.
Oh sorry, that previous sentence got cut off ridiculously quickly there, which is exactly how the final battle played out.
Oh and the only likeable character out of the three, for me at least, Veteran, got killed, so there's a punch in the dick right there to finish everything off.
Also, that secret guard agent plot was practically a waste of time if this is the last episode. Literally one of the better characters that had potential but was killed off almost immediately during investigation.
I'm guessing this entire episode is them basically saying "Yeah, we got bored. Let's shove more FNFL down your throats while it's still hot and freshly baked out the oven."
Fuck. This. Cursed. Reality.
I'm so sorry...Did I get a bit out of hand there? 👉👈
