"It Made Me A Lesbian, I Only Date Girls Now" - Frank Iero

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*Bullets Era Band Members*

Gerard: Alright, go ahead and introduce yourself.

Mikey: Hi, my name's Micheal with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my entire lif-

Ray: Hold on hold on, where?

Mikey: Huh?

Ray: Where's the B?

Mikey: THERE'S A BEE??!


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Bob bullying Mikey: Have you ever heard the sound of being roasted and fucked up?

Mikey: No.

Bob: WOULD YOU LIKE TO?-


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Gerard: MIKEY!! CAN YOU HELP ME GET THIS DIRTY DISAPPOINTING STAIN OFF MY MIRROR?!

Mikey: *rushes all the way to Gerard's room and opens the door*

Mikey: Where?

Gerard: Ugh here *points at his reflection*

Mikey: ...

Mikey: That's your reflectio-

Gerard: I know
*fake laughs nervously and silently cries after*

Mikey: You need help



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