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Mikey: Hey Gee! Check out this new toaster I just bought minutes ago
Mikey: *plugs in the toaster with the plug*
Mikey: Catch! *yeets the toaster to Gerard*
Gerard chilling at the bath tub: MIKEY NOOOOOO-
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Frank: So I was walking on this street the other day
Frank: And I saw this REALLY CUTE DOG
Frank: And the guy beside me was like "dude, you should probably keep that dog. It's not like Jamia's gonna kick you out of the house again or anything"
Frank: And I thought about it for a while and said "That's a great idea! Well I got 1509876793 dogs already but I'm pretty sure Jamia doesn't mind about keeping another one"
Frank: Now I live with Gerard..
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Gerard: *literally breathes*
Fans: BEAUTIFUL.
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HumorATTENTION!: This book is only made for fun and entertainment purposes only, I'm pretty bored and procrastinating at this very current moment now, needing to deal with writer's block WAAA So that's why I created this book, I don't know if this story...