Mama We All Go To Hell, Except For Ray Toro. He Can Stay.

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Mikey: Hey Gee! Check out this new toaster I just bought minutes ago

Mikey: *plugs in the toaster with the plug*

Mikey: Catch! *yeets the toaster to Gerard*

Gerard chilling at the bath tub: MIKEY NOOOOOO-


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Frank: So I was walking on this street the other day

Frank: And I saw this REALLY CUTE DOG

Frank: And the guy beside me was like "dude, you should probably keep that dog. It's not like Jamia's gonna kick you out of the house again or anything"

Frank: And I thought about it for a while and said "That's a great idea! Well I got 1509876793 dogs already but I'm pretty sure Jamia doesn't mind about keeping another one"

Frank: Now I live with Gerard..


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Gerard: *literally breathes*

Fans: BEAUTIFUL.

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