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*The Girl and Party Poison chilling outside at night*
The Girl: Party, where do the stars come from?
Party Poison looking up: Those aren't stars hun,
Party Poison: Those are tiny holes poked into the giant garbage bag we're all wrapped in so we don't suffocate and die.
The Girl: Ohh..
*Some other time later where the 5 fabulous Killjoys returned to their base at sunset*
The Girl looking up to the sky: Wow! The garbage holes are out pretty early tonight!
The rest of the gang: *pauses for a while and looks at Poison*
Party Poison: *WHEEZE*
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Gerard: *slaps two slices of bread to Frank's ears*
Gerard: WHAT ARE YOU?!
Frank: An idiot.. sandw-
Gerard: WHAT ARE YOU?!!!
Frank: AN IDIOT SANDWICH
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Gerard: This is just unfair Mikey!
Mikey: Watcha talkin about Gee?
Gerard: Your pretty tall.. I should be the one whose taller because I'm older!
Frank walking into the room: Talk about height problems, I'M the one whose supposed to be complaining!
Mikey sipping on the coffee mug: Oh hi Frank.
Frank: I'M THE SHORTEST ONE! I HATE IT CUZ IT SUCKS!! I just wanna grow taller like you guys!
Gerard wrapping his arms around Frank's shoulders: Aww it's okay for you to be short, you're the YOUNGEST
Mikey chuckling: Your like the little brother we like to pick on
*A few hours later*
Gerard: I'm bored..
Frank: Hey guys, you don't think I'm THAT short right?
Mikey: *silently rubbing his chin*
Gerard: ...
Frank: Uhh.. Why are you looking at me like that?
*a few minutes later at the backyard*
Gerard: A LITTLE MORE TO THE BACK MIKEY! FURTHER! FURTHERR!!
Frank being torn apart: YEAAAAAAAAOWWWCCHH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO DO??!! KILL ME??!!
Mikey: DON'T WORRY FRANK, YOU'LL GROW TALLER IN NO TIME-
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HumorATTENTION!: This book is only made for fun and entertainment purposes only, I'm pretty bored and procrastinating at this very current moment now, needing to deal with writer's block WAAA So that's why I created this book, I don't know if this story...
