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Ray opening the door to Frank's Room: Hey Frank, I was just wondering if you want some piz-
Frank: *biting the living fuck out of his Xbox*
Ray: DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Frank: I'm biting my Xbox!
Ray: Are you insane?! Why are you biting it?
Frank: BECAUSE IT NEEDS AN UPDATE!!
Ray: WHAT DOES BITING YOUR XBOX HAVE TO DO WITH THE UPDATE??
Frank: TO UPDATE IT, YOU NEED 20 MEGABYTES!
Ray: ...
Frank: ...
Ray: How high are you right now?
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Frank, walking in on Gerard taking a hot shower: Hey Gee, do you know by any chance on where did you place the chocolate ce-
Gerard: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!! IM LITERALLY NAKED RIGHT NOW AND ALSO HOW DID YOU BREAK IN TO MY HOUSE?!
Frank: I know but do you still have that box of chocolate cereal?- Stop screaming dude, I literally just want a box of cereal.
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Frank: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or too strong?
Ray: You're strong!
Gerard: You're weak
Mikey: You're literally a fucking idiot.
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