I'm Not Drunk, I'm Just A Little Bit Stoned.

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My Friend: Hey Renfri, did you know the song that goes "na na na na na na na na na?"

Me realizing that it's the na na na song: Na na na

My Friend: Yes it's like that, what is it?

Me: It's Na na na dude

My Friend: Yes I know It's like that, do you know the title?

Me: Yes I do! It's Na na na

My Friend: I KNOW THE SONG GOES LIKE THAT, IT GOES "NA NA NA NA NA-"

Me: IT'S NA NA NA DUDE

My Friend: I KNOW, WHAT IS IT THEN?!?!

*And the conversation continues in about 4 solid minutes*

This is an argument between my non MCR friend and me ecsdee, they didn't know the title was like that until I showed it to them


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Pete walking around at the furniture section from the mall: Umm excuse me sir?

Gerard: Oh, what can I help you with?

Pete: I have a question for this couch

Gerard: Yeah sure what is it?

Pete: Does it come with that guy?

Pete: *points at Mikey who was also trying the couch*

Gerard: Uhh...


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*The whole kitchen on fire*

Ray: Ok you know what? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT!

Ray: GET INTOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!!

Frank using the ladder to get intop of the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMAARREEEEEE!!

Gerard: *screaming at the top of his lungs while Mikey tries to extinguish the fire coming from the stove*


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