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Ray: Ok remember, when we go to this restaurant, you are 12.
Frank: DUDE I'M 23-
Ray: *slaps the shit out of Frank*
*7 minutes later*
Waiter: And would you like the kid's menu?
Frank: *inhales* Yes I do.
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Gerard: Dude I just read something from an article once, it says that kissing burns 6.4 calories in a minute. Wanna work out?
Frank: You're a fucking genius.
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Ray in dad mode giving the rest of the gang math questions: Mikey has 19 bottles of dish soaps and he gives Fr-
Gerard: Wait, why does Mikey have so many dish soaps!?
Mikey pouring a liquid soap into his hand: MIND YOUR BUSINESS GEE!!
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HumorATTENTION!: This book is only made for fun and entertainment purposes only, I'm pretty bored and procrastinating at this very current moment now, needing to deal with writer's block WAAA So that's why I created this book, I don't know if this story...
