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The Zombie Pigman Pornstar and the baby pig.

Once upon a time a wild zombie pig man walked down the catwalk in his bright red sparkly dress and his fluorescent Orange boots. It's my time to shine he said as he stepped into the bright flashing lights. But zombie pig man wasn't as exited as he seemed. For his sexy bat girlfriend was sick with leprosy and has been bed ridden for 8 months. He missed seeing her every morning and every night curled up next to his portable fridge. With his bat girlfriend in mind he sashays down the catwalk with his millions of fans cheering him on.
"I can't give up" he thought. Who would've thought Minecraft pornography would bring him such fame. After the show he went backstage to meet some of his fans. All of them eager to be in his next show. One of the fans was just a baby pig and was begging him to let her into his next film. He told her he would think it over and informed her about tryouts. After she skipped off eagerly he went home to plan out what tryouts would involve. The next day at tryouts the line for the next pornstar was out of the door. But baby pig was confident she would win. She wore a skimpy black dress with her hair in a high pig and surveyed her competition with a condescending look. There was one particular sheep that was a little cocky.
"Mr pig man would go craaaazzy for this wool" the sheep said as she motioned to her magenta colored wool.

End of part one