unsettling threats🙈

skeletal threats

i'll crush your skull like raw pasta

i'll boil your teeth

i will invert your rib cage

I will turn your pelvis into a waffle maker and boil
you to death

I will slam your head against the floor and brush
your teeth with the carpet

I'm going to shove a flute down your ear and play
Syrinx into your skull

I will drink your spinal fluid through a swirly
straw

if I got a dollar for every bone I could break, I'm
about to be $207 richer

I will eat your spine like a baguette and use your
blood as wine

i'm so close to turning ur spine into liquid and drinking it with my pinky up

I'm going to beat you to death with a pair of
nunchucks covered in human teeth

I'm gonna carve your skull into a pair of Yeezys

I will turn your bones into a guitar and use ur nervous system as the strings

Give me attention or I will bite off your kneecaps

I will liquify your kneecaps and slurp them through
my metal straw

i am about to demonstrate how kneecaps are a
privilege and not a human right

I will divide your bones vertically

i will scrub your fucking bones with a goddamn
toothbrush

I will force feed you so much milk that your bones solidify

I will use your skull as a chili bowl

Did you know that babies have around 300 bones
and no kneecaps? Would you like to experience
that again?

I will crush your teeth with pliers and fill your mouth
with ice

I will deep-fry your ribcage

I will not refrain from turning your tibula into a
fine paste in order to mix it with some nutella and
spread on my toast

I will put your kneecaps in a pot roast