lately i've been feeling not alive, but you bring me back to life
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"I'm just saying, if Niall Horan was a girl, I'd fuck him"
"Ethan, he doesn't have to be a girl for you to fuck him. You can like men, it's okay"
"Well, I'm not sexually attracted to him because he's not a woman, but I would be if he were a girl. He's got a nice face"
"Oh, so you're saying you'd fuck another girl?"
"What? No, I-"
"I'm literally going to throw myself onto the freeway if yall don't stop" I groan, leaning my head against the window. Grayson chuckles from the driver's seat.
"I'm just saying!" Ethan defends.
"Well, just don't" Kristina groans.
"Babe, you talk about how hot Zac Efron is but I can't call a dude attractive?" Ethan questions. I bang my head against the window, making Grayson swat my thigh.
"Stop that, you'll hurt yourself" he scolds. I roll my eyes but stop anyway.
"No, you said you'd fuck him if he was a girl. That means you'd fuck another girl" she corrects.
"That is kind of what you said" Grayson buts in.
"Stay out of this, assclown," Ethan says loudly. I giggle at the name, making Grayson swat my thigh again.
"Don't encourage him" he tells me quietly. I shrug.
"It was a good one," I say honestly. Ethan smirks proudly.
"Thought of it all by myself," he says boldly. Kristina slaps his chest.
"Don't change the subject! You're gonna fuck another woman?" she questions. I groan.
"They're going in fucking circles" I mumble. Grayson laughs at my frustration, rubbing my thigh.
"We're almost there" he assures me.
We're on our way to Deons for a party. It was Ethan's idea for us to ride together and I regret it. I love them, but they make me want to slam my head in an oven.
When we get to Deons, I practically throw myself out of the car. Grayson jumps out to follow me, taking my hand to make me stay with him.
"We can leave whenever you want, they can always uber back," he tells me quietly. I nod.
"Thank you," I say gratefully. He hums and pulls me under his arm to lead me into the house.
We greet his friends and Kristina quickly pulls me into the kitchen to get a drink. I don't let her make it very strong. I'm a very sad drunk and it would be so much worse right now.
