Imperfect Love (a Sokeefe fanfic)

3am

( so hey everybody this is not an update on the story cause I want to torture you a little bit more, but I know you're desperate for something so here is an unrelated bonus scene of Sophie at her house at 3am )

Sophie will say everything

"Role call! Inflictor (AKA the grump)!"

"Present. and I am not a grump" Inflictor complains.

"Enhancer (AKA THE SWOONER) !"

"present" Enhancer says dreamily

"Polyglot! (AKA THE GOSSIPER)"

"Oh that's me sorry I mean present and I am not a gossiper, well maybe I am, did you hear that Marella Redeck invented her own braid type, I hear it so comple-"

"That is enough Polyglot" Sophie warns her by banging Iggy's cage on her desk "Telepath!(AKA THE PESSIMISTIC LOGIC)"

"We really should use here instead of present because someone could be present at the meeting with mentally being here." Telepath states."

"Close enough!" Teleporter!(AKA PITY PARTY OF ONE)"

"p-p-present" Teleporter chokes out in between sobs.

"I have gathered you here to discuss a very important matter... KEEFE SENCEN!!!" ( jazz hands glitter bombs )

Sandor was waiting outside listening to the strange conversation Sophie is having with her self, when he hear the words Keefe sencen he sighs and takes out the recording device know grady, who is down stairs with a plate of custard bursts, a gallon of coffee, and two stacks of paperwork, which he trying to finish but winds up eating most of the time, would want to hear it. ( hm that was longer than i expected anyhow... back to sophie )

As soon as the word Sencen leaves Sophie's mouth, Enhancer swoons and falls over Inflictor who is standing next to her ' accidentally ' fails to catch her and she lands on the floor with a thump.

"Hey! you were supposed to catch me!" Enhancer grumbles from the floor

" If you want to be caught you should have fallen in the other direction Sophie is a hopeless romantic, emphasis on hopeless." Telepath states matter-of-factly

"Yeah but that's beside the point, what is the point is that Keefe uses 20 different hair products a day one of which happens to be a special conditioner from the forbidden cities that only royalty can afford, but he buys it by the crate full. I hear it makes his hair softer than the softest fur." Polyglot begins to ramble while at the end of Polyglot's babbling, Enhancer flops onto a chair and moans " The Hair."

"It's apparent that we like the idea of Keefe being more than a friend, and the entire Elfish world knows that he loves us, but here we encounter a new problem, we simply cannot reflect that amount of pure adoration so he would always love us more then we love him were we to get together. so we must wait-" Telepath is rudely interrupted by a loud groan from Inflictor and a "booooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggggg" from Polyglot who quickly starts talking about The Hair again at which Enhancer once again moans "The Hair"

But they are interrupted by Teleporter who states " Poor Keefe, his parents are awful a-a-nd NOBODY APPRECIATES HIM!!!!" Teleporter breaks into full on sobs and the room descends into chaos

" SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sophie roars. Slamming Iggy's cage on her desk, hard. When the room fell quiet she continues. " In conclusion we love Keefe Sencen, good night and meeting dismissed.

Sandor finished recording and took the tape downstairs where Grady was still working, he listened to the recording anger growing on his face. When it finished playing Grady sighed banging head forehead into the table and into his plate of custard bursts, he sighed dejectedly washed off his face and went to get the baseball bat.

( so I hope you like this when I first came up with it I was laughing my head off but now I'm not so sure )