Y/N Hargreeves, tested on her entire life, list her battle to gambling at the age of 19.
She's just been evicted after losing the major pot of $5000.
She isn't very close with her family (besides Klaus and Diego ) but decides to go back for a quick...
I sat in my now destroyed room thinking about the fact that five was back. He was actually back, like for real. Over the years I had thought of what this moment would feel like and it's somewhat, underwhelming. I mean, I guess I always thought that he was still in this time period and just ignored me. It never fully sank in that he was actually gone.
I flipped a useless page of my book. My eyes scanned over the words but nothing was being taken in. My mind couldn't pick up on the syllables or the periods, things they usually did when I was reading. Growing up I found reading useless. I was always able to guess what happened in the end of the book with in the first chapter. Except when I though of five, it never made sense to me. I heard a gentle knock on my door.
"Come in." I said sitting up, not expecting any guests.
"Hey y/n." It was five. His eyes were glued to the floor, almost ashamed of something. His oversized suit dragged on the floor beneath him as he entered my messy room.
"Ugh, what do you want foreskin?" I asked him placing the book down on the bed next to some junk and swinging my legs of the side of the bed to sit up.
"You don't happen to have any..clothes?" He said motioning to his huge suit.
"Ugh, you know all I have is this, stupid uniform." I said standing up and opening my wardrobe to reveal a row of perfect uniforms. They were ironed and newly hung by mother. They must have just been washed.
"That's what I got too. It's fine, I'll wear mine." He said slouching at his loss of hope and walking out of my room, closing the door behind him. Just then I remembered my secret stash of clothing items. You see, dad never let us go out at night and have fun. It was always between 5-7. I was never able to have good teenage years.....or at least that's what he thought. I used to sneak out at night and go to clubs and patty's, I kept a small stash of clothing, makeup, hair supply's, in a secret drawer in my wardrobe. I lifted the blanket and panel and revealed my nightclub clothes. These were definitely not for a funeral, perfect.
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After my so called makeover we gathered in the kitchen and mom handed out umbrellas. Mine was red with black and white stripes on it, and the umbrella academy logo of course. We gloomily made our way out into the courtyard where the events involving a certain shrivelled dick took place. I was on the end of the row smoking. Klaus was the same except he held a small pink umbrella. He lit my cigarette and I took a large puff before making a circle and blowing it into the air. The rain poured down heavily, drenching the ground around the outline of my umbrella. Luther and Diego decided they were too arrogant for an umbrella, Luther stood in front of the group holding an urn.
"Did something happen?" A confused mom asked looking at Diego who was too her right. I looked over at mom in confusion. Did she not realise dad was dead?
"Dads dead. Remember?" Allison said trying to jog her memory.
"Oh, yes of course." Mom said looking down at the ground with sadness. It looked like some sort of act?
"Is mom okay?" Allison asked Diego, who was always up for discussion regarding our mother
"Yeah, she's fine. Just needs to rest, you know, recharge?" He said but I wasn't buying his bullshit for one second. Something was up with mom but I couldn't care less to find out what it was. Pogo walked up and joined the group. His cane in one hand and umbrella in the other
"Whenever you're ready dear boy." He said to Luther who, out of all of us, seemed the only genuinely sad. Luther took the lid from the urn and slowly rolled it over. The ashes of my hideous father fell down onto the sopping wet ground. Klaus hissed next to me as I chuckled and looked over at him. We laughed for a while looking at each other before turning back to our formal selves and entering the group again
"He was a monster." Diego interrupted pogo. This sentence caught my attention and brought me back into the full group.This was about to get good. I looked at the cigarette in my hand.
WAIT! Pause! I forgot to tell you weeds. I've never really told anybody but it's a crucial part to the story. You see, a couple years back I was playing black jack like usual and noticed I was losing so I thought really hard about the card I would need and poof! My two of spades turned into a king of hearts! From then on whenever my focus slipped I would use this new skill I had found to, not cheat but, win. I know this is a random thing to bring up but, I guess god gave me two powers because my first one sucks. And no, before you ask, that's not how my tits got to be this big, that's all natural baby. Back to the story.
All of a sudden my cigarette disappeared and a bucket of popcorn was in my hands. It was warm and salty as I began eating a few pieces Five looked over at me. He switched places with Klaus and leaned in.
"Where the hell did you get piping hot popcorn in the middle of a funeral?" He asked me and I took a handful and put it in my mouth
"Up your ass McFly." I said not taking my eyes off the fight between Luther and Diego in front of me.
"I don't have time for this." Five said walking away from me and back into the mansion.
The fight ended with Diego slicing a chunk o' hunk off Luther's big bod. I dropped my popcorn on the floor and it quickly turned back into the cigarette. Klaus gave me a weird look and I just waved with a smile.
"Did anyone just see what Y/n did?!" He asked his family but they wouldn't believe a drugged up ghost boy even if he was sober
"Finally, I'm free from this prison." I said walking back into the mansion and back to my room, to leave for real this time. ————
