Battle Royal Flush

King Spades VS King Clubs

I'll tell you who was excited to fight the strongest opponents.It was Alexander the King of Clubs thats who.

Ever since he was beamed into the island he had been scouring the place looking for them.He had called out challenges but none came to fight him.
He was beginning to think they were avoiding.That just hurt his feelings.All he wanted was to beat them to a pulp and prove he is the strongest one there is.

He climbed a mountain and scanned the forest.He thought he saw a blur go by but he wasn't sure.Maybe it was the King of Hearts.Should he go fight him.
'Nah' he thought.He was too quick to chase around.Besides he was the second weakest in terms of strength.He wanted a worthy opponent.Someone like..."Gotcha" he said as he spotted that someone.He launched into the air and came crashing on them.

David the king of Spades wasn't having a good day.First Joker had foiled his invasion plans.Second his kingdom was loosing to the Hearts.Third a giant baboon that called itself a king tried to flatten him.

He was searching for Julius (King Diamonds) when it happened.He knew first rule of battle was to take out the weakest opponent.He was a king of a country that thrived on warfare.He had the most experience and skill.Hknew what he was doing.First he'll take out King Diamonds then move on with King Hearts(Charles) before finishing with King Clubs(Alex).

At least that was the plan until Alex decided to crash in from the sky. His battle instinct had warned him and he had dodged but still when the dust cleared and the person he least wanted to see now was grinning at him a fist in his hands he couldn't help but hate the day more.

'I can still make this work' he thought.I'll just convince Alex to help me deal with Charles and Julius.Sit back while he does all the work.Then when he is weak from the fight I'll finish him off along with the others.'Yeah,that's what I'll do' he thought.He opened his mouth to speak but before he could say a word Alex leaped at him.

He ducked but Alex's punch took out a hundred foot tree behind him.Man was he strong.

"Listen King Clubs" David started only to be stopped by Alex's punches.He dodged and ducked as he tried to stike a deal."We're the strongest Kings in Cardasia.Together we can wipe the other's out.They won't stand a chance against us.Work with me." he said.

"No can do." Alex said simply not even slowing down."What fun is wiping out weaklings.I want to fight strong people."

"Charles' is strong too.Go fight him." David replied ducking another blow.Maybe he could trick him.

"You just said he wasn't." Alex countered."I believe you said.WE were the strongest."

"Did I?" David said cursing to himself.He had backed himself to a corner.

"Yes"Alex said trying to stomp David down."And you were wrong too.No two people could be the best.It contradicts the words' meaning.There could only be one strongest and that's me!" He drove his feet into the ground and the land below them exploded into rubble.

A giant crater now existed in the spot David was at.Thankfully he had backed away in time.

"Nope" he said looking at the crater.No way was he wasting his energy fighting this unreasonable brute.He was gonna go look for easy prey elsewhere.He turned and started walking away.If Alex pursued him he new he could easily outrun him.

"Coward!Where is your warrior spirit.And they call you the greatest warrior in the world! What a disappointment." Alex called furiously.

David stopped his rage rising.He was no coward.He fought strategically.He was convinced he could take on Alex but in order to win the prize it's better to save him for last.As for warrior spirit.It was all nonsense to him.War wasn't a game.It was his job.A bloody ordeal for him to get what he wanted.Usually it was the other warlords of Spades' submission and lands.Now it was the platinum prize.That money will revitalize his troops morale as well as serve as the method of acquiring weapons for his world conquest.He couldn't waste all that for a chance to shut a monster like Alex up.