Keeping up with the Kim's.

Unspoken besties.

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"No ! Arabella do not play these games with me !"

It was a typical sunday at the Kim household.

Birds were chirping, the sky was clear and Kim Taehyung was in a crisis.

"I'm telling you your-"

"My hairline is not receding !" He cut his wife off, holding a pocket mirror as he analyzed his hairline.

Dabin and Kwangsun who were usually holed up in their rooms were downstairs, watching Taehyung and Arabella argue.

She made a joke about his hairline and Kim Taehyung was not taking it well.

"It's fine, you're getting old." She answered, shrugging. "You're pushing sixty."

"Absolute not ! I'm not pushing anything !"

"They've been going at it all morning.." Dabin said, entertained by her parents' quarrel.

"He's a bit delusional, isn't he ?" Kwangsun asked, feeling his sister's head rolling on his shoulder.

"Oh he definitely is." She answered with a snort.

"How old is he again ?" Hwan asked, a bit too loudly.

"Young enough !" Taehyung abruptly turned to him, deeply offended by what his son was implying.

"Sure.." The three answered together, looking at their father swimming in an identity crisis.

No matter how much they aged, their parents always acted the same way they always did towards one another.

Arabella was so dry it was hard to tell if she was joking, to the point where even Taehyung couldn't tell sometimes.

"I'm gonna book a hair transplant right now, at this moment !" He said, reaching for his phone. "Binnie is my hairline really receiving ?"

"Yeah it's actually getting bad." She answered, doing her best to not explode in laughter.

"You're lying ! Kwang, Kwang come on.."

"They're not lying, like you can see a bald spo-"

"Stop this ! I'm getting a appointment to get it fixed right now." He cut his son off, looking for plastic surgery clinics.

The three of them suppressed their laugher the best they could, watching this grown man panicking over his hairline receding.

"Papa looks the same to me.." Jiah spoke up, looking away from her TV show.

"There she goes ruining it.." Hwan whispered under his breath.

Based on Taehyung's face, one would believe he just won the lottery, his eyes shining as a wide smile grew on his lips.

"Children don't lie ! Which means I'm perfectly fine !" Taehyung said, grabbing his youngest daughter and kissing her all over her face. "Do you know how much I love you ?"

"Jiah go watch Cocomelon or something." Dabin said, looking at her.

"You guys are mean to my Papa." She answered, hugging him tightly. "He's the handsomest with the prettiest hairline."

"Ah ! My baby.. See Arabella, out of seven kids, I knew there'd be one you couldn't corrupt to evil."

"Wow, five people against two, that's raw strength here buddy." She answered, grabbing the remote.