Keeping up with the Kim's.

The fantastic four.

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"Since Hyung's paying make sure to make his pockets hurt.."

A look of disbelief covered the oldest's face as he looked at Kwangsun, his eyebrows furrowed.

Insistant on keeping a good relationship with his feelings, Myungshi took Kwangsun, Dabin and Hwan out to the restaurant.

With Hwan being a teenager now, he was finally old enough to hang out with his older siblings.

"You guys really are ungrateful little shits, Mama's right.." Myungshi scoffed, eyes going back to the plate in front of him.

"You're the first born, aka the first one to have inherited that nickname." Dabin answered.

"Actually it's his only nickname since he's the only child without one.. How does that feel ?"Hwan asked, sipping on his grape juice.

"I don't know, how does it feel to be a little woman-stealing bitch ?" Myungshi answered.

"I don't know, how does it feel that your wife stolen by your younger brother ?"

"Yup, Hwanie takes it." Kwangsun said, nodding.

"See this is why Kwang is our favorite brother, he's fair." Dabin said, giving Myungshi an evil smile.

"Whatever you say." The oldest scoffed in response before turning to Hwan. "How old are you again ?"

A common groan of both disbelief and disappointment raised on the table as they stared at their brother.

"What ? There's six of you for fuck's sake.. My point was, did Papa give you the talk yet ?" Myungshi changed the topic.

"This is such a random change of conversation." Dabin's face scrunched as she looked at him, confused.

"Hush you, Hwan ?"

"He said you'd do it." Hwan answered with a shrug.

Kwangsun and Dabin both tried their hardest to not laugh at the look on both of their brothers' faces, one in complete disbelief, the other seemingly quite amused.

"Maybe Mama's right, maybe he's slowly becoming senile." Myungshi scoffed.

"Mama's such an hypocrite, more than two hours with no news from her husband and she gets so irritated.." Kwangsun spoke.

"Right ?! She's always shit-talking him but she's just lying through her teeth at this point." Hwan agreed.

"Well I would hope that she loves him, after all she pushed out six kids including a pair of twins."

They all looked at Dabin, all thinking about what she just said for different reasons.

"These people have kids together.. Damn." Kwangsun was the one to break the silence.

"Well no shit, but my question is how the hell did they even click ? Does Papa has a weird fetish for threatening women ?"

"Can we not talk about father dearest's fetishes please ?" Dabin asked, face scrunched.

"The real question is how did he pull Mama because when you look at it, he's kind of a loser.." Hwan said with a scoff, crossing his arms against his chest. "I mean yeah I love him, everyone loves Kim Taehyung, but still it's like.. Really, Mama ?"

"You do realize we wouldn't be born if Mama rejected him, right ?" Myungshi asked with a deadpan.

Dabin crossed her arms against her chest, looking back and forth between her two brothers before rolling her eyes.