BASED ON A TRUE STORY EXCEPT EVERYONE IGNORED ME AND ONLY ONE PERSON SAID CG TO ME
[1:44 AM]
bootycheeks: GUYS OMG IM WORKING OUT W YOSANO AND GUESS WHAT
short ass: ITS LITERALLY 1 AM WTF WHY R U GUYS WORKING OUT
bootycheeks: WE WERENT TIRED SO YEAH BUT ANYWAYS
bootycheeks: YOSANO HAS AN HOURGLASS WAIST
short ass: OMG CG
mommy >: congrats yosano <3
kya: GO GIRL U DID IT
weak ass immune system: im happy for u yosano
scary :( : i want an hourglass waist now. dazai where r u??
bootycheeks: in the basement rn
scary :( : expect 4 knocks at the door
bootycheeks: kk
short ass: congrats yosano
women only <3: hearing that from the one and only skinny waist man is an honor
short ass: ikr
orphan taker: pls keep it down me and ango r trying to sleep
still plays w dolls: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
furry: DAM BITCH WHO TF HURT U????
still plays w dolls: STFU OMG I WANNA SLEEP AND I KEEP HEARING MY PHONE VIBRATE
weak ass immune system: shut up lucy
still plays w dolls: SHUT UP AKUTAGAWA THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES U
short ass: oh fuck
still plays w dolls: SHIT I DIDNT MEAN THAT
furry: am i the only one who doesnt understand??
short ass: ill tell u later but pls go over to akutagawas place
short ass: I HEARD AN EXPLOSION ATSUSHI R U AT THE HOUSE YET??
furry: NO IM NOT
short ass: FUCK OMGOGMGOGNJG
weak ass immune system: i hope u combust into flames at school and if u survive i hope u contract 10 diseases including monkeypox and i hope it gets on ur bussy and then u get poisoned and if u survive that i hope mark AND lovecraft both fart in ur face and i hope u see a herman irl and get into a fight w him then get ur house bombed, nuked, and burned to the ground and i hope ur appendix bursts and the juices move down ur asshole so it looks like u pissed urself in front of the whole class then i hope u accidentally fart in class then everyone starts laughing at u even mr fukuzawa and i hope ur gf dies and someone comes up to u and punches u in the face and feeds u a chili pepper and u choke on it then they give u water and u choke on the water and u die on the ground and i hope someone crashes into ur dead body and sends u flying all the way to the bermuda triangle where ur body wont be found.
furry: WTF AKUTAGAWA HOW AND HWY
bootycheeks: I HAD A STROKE READING THE FIRST LINE I CANT READ RN AND I THINK IM GOING BLIND
short ass: OH GOD ATSUSHI U BETTER MAKE IT B4 THE NEXT ONE CUZ HE MIGHT START
short ass: nvm
weak ass immune system: my body hurts
short ass: I HEARD A LOUD YELP COMING FROM AKUS HOUSE
furry: it was akutagawa
