women pestering ryu

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[7:36 PM]

#1 man seducer: i like to believe that nikolai and fyodor r actually npcs controlled by the government

cheese haters dni: and i like to believe that ur parents didnt leave u

#1 man seducer: my mom is dead

cheese haters dni: i hope shes being eaten by maggots as we speak

invisibility cloak irl: i just heard a loud ass bang come from the downstairs of my apartment

i <3 cows: oh! so u live upstairs? 😊

invisibility cloak irl: im scared

i <3 cows: wrong house then! im coming karma! 😊😊

invisibility cloak irl: im super scared

niko: kenji. if u even glance at the direction of karmas apartment ill destroy you.

i <3 cows: tooo late 🥰

invisibility cloak irl: WAAAA HELP SOMEONE HELP

cheese haters dni: KARMA

chibi <3: god damn my phone was blowing up during my anger management classes

chibi <3: ALL BC OF U STUPID ASS IDIOTS

help.: i see the classes didnt help

chibi <3: STFU

does community service: i hope u turn into ginger ale next week

#1 man seducer: GINGER ALE?? 💀

DOPPO: i love men who dont wanna get up out of their futon, have brown hair and glasses, neglects their needs when its not a weekend, and is a major computer nerd

TBHK ENJOYER: @lives in a futon

asshole burner: bro whys that actually so cute like im tearing up rn😭

rashoumean: i hope ur relationships go downhill

beast beneath the sheets: WHAT

chibi <3: encountered another old person?

rashoumean: yes, and she stinks like atsushi after pe

beast beneath the sheets: I DO NOT STINK AFTER PE

rashoumean: she stinks like atsushi

beast beneath the sheets: I HATE U SM 🤬

rashoumean: me too

chibi <3: whats the old lady saying to u

rashoumean: nothing, thankfully.

rashoumean: shes having a heart attack in front of me and ppl r staring

beast beneath the sheets: HELP HER U DUMBASS

rashoumean: no

beast beneath the sheets: STUPID. WHERE R U

rashoumean: the plaza

beast beneath the sheets: FUCKKK I CANT GET THERE IN TIME

has a gay brother: im at the plaza, where r u

rashoumean: in front of a starbucks

has a gay brother: alr i found u

rashoumean: thanks

beast beneath the sheets: akutagawa, u disgust me sometimes

rashoumean: same

beast beneath the sheets: shut up

rashoumean: im going over to ur house and idc if u want me to or not

asshole burner: have fun, ryu

rashoumean: mhm

beast beneath the sheets: I DIDNT AGREE TO THIS?!?!?!

#1 mom: I accidentally cooked a live lamb, oops. 🤭

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