idk how to feel today cuz i had like a 10 min convo w someone abt bandori
[10:36 PM]
need sleep.: rise and shine time to get on the grind
#1 man seducer: @orphan taker
need sleep.: BROT AHTS LIKE SETTING OFF A NUKE WTF WHYD U DO THAT
#1 man seducer: ik fr u did not just say "rise and shine" go to sleep insomniac
need sleep.: and and if i dont?
#1 man seducer: m getting my older brother
need sleep.: i hope u combust into flames
orphan taker: alr im omw to his house
need sleep.: NO. STAY. RIGHT. THERE.
orphan taker: i am staying.
need sleep.: i just woke up from a 48 hr nap
chibi <3: BITCH HOW LONG WERE U AWAKE
need sleep.: 2 weeks in a half
#1 mom: what.....
orphan taker: oh ffs. ykw im actually going over there
i HATE crabs: omg theyre going mimis together thats so gay
i HATE crabs: btw dazai always makes out w chuuya his chuuya body pillow
#1 man seducer: FALSE.
#1 man seducer: THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED N IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
chibi <3: dazai.... wtf..
niko: wheres karma 😔
cheese haters dni: honestly 😔
i <3 cows: karma is asleep
niko: how do u know?
i <3 cows: he told me to tell u guys good night just now
invisibility cloak irl: srry i didnt wanna switch dms cuz i was lazy 😭
niko: ITS ALR AND GOOD NIGHT 🥺🥺🥺🥺
invisibility cloak irl: good night nikolai, fyodor, and kenji 😊
#1 man seducer: bros picking favorites 🤬
invisibility cloak irl: sssorry?? good night to everyone 😁
[7:47 PM]
#1 man seducer: I CANT FUCKING FIND MY PERFUME
smarter than u: the one yosano gave u?
#1 man seducer: YEAH
chibi <3: whats it called
#1 man seducer: BUBBLEGUM POP OR SMTHING LIKE THAT
#1 mom: oh
#1 man seducer: STFU
#1 man seducer: @women only <3 I CANT FIND THE FUCKING PERFUME
women only <3: its fine ill buy u another
#1 man seducer: DIDNT U GET IT FROM BATH AND BODY WORKS?? ISNT THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE ASF???
women only <3: yeah but its fine
#1 man seducer: 'M SORRY I HOPE U CAN FORGIVE ME 😭😭😭😭
women only <3: its fine dazai
cheese haters dni: lmao i swiped it off u during our last round of chess
#1 man seducer: I FUCKING HATE U GIVE IT BACK BITCH
cheese haters dni: no
#1 man seducer: THEN IM NEVER GONNA GIVE U BACK UR FUCKING BADTZ FIGURE
cheese haters dni: WHAT. I KNEW U STOLE IT
#1 man seducer: GIVE ME BACK THE PERFUME AND ILL GIVE U THE BADTZ
cheese haters dni: Alright, meet me outside Chuuya's house at 3:23 AM.
#1 man seducer: I'll be there at #;#)
cheese haters dni: Good.
orphan taker: what happened
i HATE crabs: dazai makes out with his tv
