jon x reader (oneshots & scenarios)

OH NO! I 'fail' in love!

Edd, Tom and y/n were looking at the blueprint for the new roof that they were about to build since matt needs a new room for his junk- I mean collection.

"Ehh. It looks like we have everything we need expected nails" tom explain

"Uhhh matt could you go to the store and get some nails from the store? ...matt?" Edd noticed that matt wasn't paying attention for he was too busy juggling a helmet, a circular saw, a chain saw, a drill and tom curling up in a ball

"Matt!"

"Alright alright, I'm going." And by that Matt left, you then looked at edd with a worried expression

"Are you sure he'll buy nails?" You ask, edd gave you a reassuring smile and puts a helmet on your head

"Don't sweat y/n I'm sure he's fine"

"Well well well" you and edd turn your heads around with an angry expression

"Eduardo."

Dramatic music started playing and a guitar was playing in the background

Everyone stares at you cause it turns out you were the one playing the guitar "what? It all started with my practice and I got used to it ok?" you said as you throw the guitar away

"Eh anyway. What are you losers doing now?"

"Well if you must know we're building an extension to our house"

"Pff. We did that last week, didn't we mark?" Jon brags then the camera zoomed out to reveal a six-story building next to their house with the word 'AWESOME' On the side, it even has a fountain in front of it

Edd stares at it with complete shock while you looked at it with disbelief

"Took us what? a couple of hours? It's probably what inspired you to do it"

"Only a god would build a building that fasts without anyone noticing, that has to be fake," you said, Eduardo just snickered "well you wouldn't know because you're probably asleep during all the noise"

"What was that supposed to mean?"

"It means you're lazy and you can't go a day without sleeping!"

"Listen here you little-" you were about to pounce on eduardo but edd had held you back

"Anyway, we'd love to stay and watch you fail but uhh... We have better things to do"

"We do? O-oh! Oh yeah, real better things" jon said as he tries to look mean and intimidating but his confidence went down after eduardo muttered some pretty mean stuff about jon, and they walked away

"Huh. Why do I suddenly feel bad about the blue guy?" Edd looks at you with a surprised expression "y/n! They're our enemy! You can't feel bad for jon!" You looked back at edd "I know! It's just a weird feeling ok?"

"Hey, what did our neigh-BORES want?" Tom said, then he waits for someone to give him a high-five

But since no one wants to give him a high five he destroys the laws of nature by using cartoon logic to move his other arm to the other side of the screen like a droste portal and give himself a high five

"Ugh, they're just poking fun again." You explain

"Yeah it's been hell since they've moved in"

(Time skip and it's now jon's pov)

I was sitting on the couch while playing with my pig plush since me and my housemates have nothing better to do

I got a little thirsty so I got up and made my way toward the kitchen