We already know the contact names but I'm still putting them here for people to know
My angel: you
My life: jondecided not to put the emojis this time since I realized it was too much
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(sorry if you're allergic or don't like dogs)
My Angel:
JON!My Angel:
JOONN!My Angel:
JON!!!!!!My Life:
Omg what happened??? Are you alright!? Y/n?My Angel:
My Life:
Aww it's cute! Who's dog is that?My Angel:
I couldn't find the owner and he doesn't have a leach so he'll be staying with us!My Life:
OH MY GOODNESS REALLY? WHAT DO WE CALL HIM? :0My Angel:
I don't really know yet. Edd told me I should name it (dog's name)My Life:
I really like that nameMy Angel:
I don't know I'm still thinking about it... Hey! Want to get new dog stuff for our new dog son?My Life:
Heck yeah!-----💙-----
My angel:
Hey jon I hope you're free this afternoonMy Life:
I don't know if I am I'm kinda busy. Why do you ask?My Angel:
well I have to babysit my sister's/brother's child but I have some important errands to run so I'm gonna need someone to binge-watch their favorite show with them before I get backMy Life:
What's their favorite show?My Angel:
BlueyMy Life:
Let me clear my schedule.-----💙-----
My Life:
I think there's something wrong with my eyesMy Angel:
"Because I can't get them off you" yeah I've heard that before 😒My Life:
Oh 😢My Angel:
wait- I'm so sorry! Please continue love!My Life:
Ok here's one that you definitely didn't heard beforeMy Life:
If I were a cat. I'd spent all nine of my lives with youMy Life:
Wait that's lame.My Angel:
I still love you though 😘My Life:
😚❤️-----💙-----
Jon:
So my friend really likes this person but he's too shy to ask them out, do you got any advice?Y/n:
I'm not the right person for this but I think he should ask his friend to do it for himJon:
Thank you y/n!*a notification appears from your message*
Todd:
Hey y/n, jon told me to tell you that he likes you and he would like to take you out on a date tonight or whateverY/n:
...-----💙-----
My Angel:
AkshksnsjskdgMy Life:
What is that?My Angel:
It's a keyboard smashMy Life:
how do I do it?My Angel:
Just press anything lolMy Life:
7-----💙-----
(the origin of your cheesy nicknames)
Y/n:
I'm getting sick of your name rn.Jon:
What? Why? 😟Y/n:
It's just so boring. Here let me change it for you*y/n changed your name to "My Life"*
My Life:
Ohhh!Y/n:
I know right? It's perfect*My Life changed your name to "My angel"*
My Angel:
This makes me want to change your last name permanently.-----💙-----
My Angel:
Me and Eduardo debated about something not important and he made it such a big deal! 😡My Life:
Are you alright honey? What did you debate about?My Angel:
he was teasing me about something and was like: I bet you can't even spell "perfect"My Angel:
I did spell it and now he's saying I did it wrong and now I'm stupid! And I just want to- ugh!My Life:
You did spell it correctly thoughMy Angel:
I KNOW! J-o-n is literally the correct spelling!-----💙-----
Y/n: EDUARDO!
Jon: EDUARDO!
Y/n: we have something important we want to say!
Eduardo:
You have Aids?Mark:
Eduardo wtf!?Todd:
Dude what in the actual-Eduardo:
What? Don't pretend like you didn't hear anything in the closetY/n:
Tf do you mean?Eduardo:
I heard you and jon making out in the broom closet. go to your own rooms you sick wairdosY/n:
We're not making out! That was doguardo! he's not missing he was stuck instead the closet for 2 weeks now!-----💙-----
My Life:
Good morning angel 😇My Angel:
Jon we are literally sleeping next to each other.My Life:
I know 😊My Angel:
Then why did you text me good morning instead of just saying it?My Life:
Then why do you keep texting me instead of telling me this?Y/n puts their phone down to glare at jon. But kissing the side of his forehead afterword "touché"
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Fun fact:
That dog you saw is actually my dog irl, I thought it would be cool to use a picture of my dog instead of finding a pic on google
(idk why wattpad turn the my picture sideways)
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jon x reader (oneshots & scenarios)
FanfictionI might regret making this since the eddsworld fandom is dead but at the same time this app is my guilty pleasure. just tell me if I'm wrong for making this (I made that cover)