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We already know the contact names but I'm still putting them here for people to know

My angel: you
My life: jon

decided not to put the emojis this time since I realized it was too much

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(sorry if you're allergic or don't like dogs)

My Angel:
JON!

My Angel:
JOONN!

My Angel:
JON!!!!!!

My Life:
Omg what happened??? Are you alright!? Y/n?

My Angel:

My Life:Aww it's cute! Who's dog is that?

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My Life:
Aww it's cute! Who's dog is that?

My Angel:
I couldn't find the owner and he doesn't have a leach so he'll be staying with us!

My Life:
OH MY GOODNESS REALLY? WHAT DO WE CALL HIM? :0

My Angel:
I don't really know yet. Edd told me I should name it (dog's name)

My Life:
I really like that name

My Angel:
I don't know I'm still thinking about it... Hey! Want to get new dog stuff for our new dog son?

My Life:
Heck yeah!

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My angel:
Hey jon I hope you're free this afternoon

My Life:
I don't know if I am I'm kinda busy. Why do you ask?

My Angel:
well I have to babysit my sister's/brother's child but I have some important errands to run so I'm gonna need someone to binge-watch their favorite show with them before I get back

My Life:
What's their favorite show?

My Angel:
Bluey

My Life:
Let me clear my schedule.

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My Life:
I think there's something wrong with  my eyes

My Angel:
"Because I can't get them off you" yeah I've heard that before 😒

My Life:
Oh 😢

My Angel:
wait- I'm so sorry! Please continue love!

My Life:
Ok here's one that you definitely didn't heard before

My Life:
If I were a cat. I'd spent all nine of my lives with you

My Life:
Wait that's lame.

My Angel:
I still love you though 😘

My Life:
😚❤️

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Jon:
So my friend really likes this person but he's too shy to ask them out, do you got any advice?

Y/n:
I'm not the right person for this but I think he should ask his friend to do it for him

Jon:
Thank you y/n!

*a notification appears from your message*

Todd:
Hey y/n, jon told me to tell you that he likes you and he would like to take you out on a date tonight or whatever

Y/n:
...

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My Angel:
Akshksnsjskdg

My Life:
What is that?

My Angel:
It's a keyboard smash

My Life:
how do I do it?

My Angel:
Just press anything lol

My Life:
7

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(the origin of your cheesy nicknames)

Y/n:
I'm getting sick of your name rn.

Jon:
What? Why? 😟

Y/n:
It's just so boring. Here let me change it for you

*y/n changed your name to "My Life"*

My Life:
Ohhh!

Y/n:
I know right? It's perfect

*My Life changed your name to "My angel"*

My Angel:
This makes me want to change your last name permanently.

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My Angel:
Me and Eduardo debated about something not important and he made it such a big deal! 😡

My Life:
Are you alright honey? What did you debate about?

My Angel:
he was teasing me about something and was like: I bet you can't even spell "perfect"

My Angel:
I did spell it and now he's saying I did it wrong and now I'm stupid! And I just want to- ugh!

My Life:
You did spell it correctly though

My Angel:
I KNOW! J-o-n is literally the correct spelling!

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Y/n: EDUARDO!

Jon: EDUARDO!

Y/n: we have something important we want to say!

Eduardo:
You have Aids?

Mark:
Eduardo wtf!?

Todd:
Dude what in the actual-

Eduardo:
What? Don't pretend like you didn't hear anything in the closet

Y/n:
Tf do you mean?

Eduardo:
I heard you and jon making out in the broom closet. go to your own rooms you sick wairdos

Y/n:
We're not making out! That was doguardo! he's not missing he was stuck instead the closet for 2 weeks now!

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My Life:
Good morning angel 😇

My Angel:
Jon we are literally sleeping next to each other.

My Life:
I know 😊

My Angel:
Then why did you text me good morning instead of just saying it?

My Life:
Then why do you keep texting me instead of telling me this?

Y/n puts their phone down to glare at jon. But kissing the side of his forehead afterword "touché"

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Fun fact:

That dog you saw is actually my dog irl, I thought it would be cool to use a picture of my dog instead of finding a pic on google
(idk why wattpad turn the my picture sideways)

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