I might regret making this since the eddsworld fandom is dead but at the same time this app is my guilty pleasure.
just tell me if I'm wrong for making this
(I made that cover)
This is basically just a regular boyfriend scenario but this timeit's one person
If your self-insert lives with edd and the crew then... Sorry...?
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~Cuddling position~ (Art not mine)
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This is called the honeymoon hug my friends
Even though your honeymoon phase is over jon loves to intertwine his legs into yours and holding you close to him, he feels really lucky :)
However, he sometimes gets worried when you unconsciously move away from him
He wakes you up at 3 am to ask if you still love him lol-
~how you first met~
Every weekend Eduardo, Mark and Jon would do some random stuff just like Edd, Matt and Tom, (I mean- have you seen space face?!)
Today the boys decided to get lunch at a famous cafe, and mark happen to know a certain waiter there that caught jon's attention
Mark noticed jon's behaviour around you, and him being a good friend... calls you over to their table so that Jonno boy can give you his number-
Little bean over here was a nervous, stuttery, sweaty and blushy mess but he eventually got your number!
Eduardo never felt so proud and jealous at the same time
~tall s/o~
Eh. It's not a surprise honestly. He is the shortest one in his group so seeing someone as tall as him is just the usual
He constantly ask for piggyback rides so that he could feel tall
Likes it when you lift him up to give him a hug
He's really insecure about his height and thinks he's not manly enough for you. But you remained him that you love him no matter what size or shape he is :)
~short s/o~
NO WAY SOMEONE IS SHORTER THAN HIM!?
He's on cloud nine, he finally feels like a man!
When everyone heard that you and jon are a thing their hearts just melted, the whole neighbourhood thinks that you two are an adorable couple!
He always hugs you from behind and gives you cheek kisses
"You're so cute doll!"
~chubby s/o~ I actually hc him to be a little chubby
Would constantly hug you and has no plan to let go, like a baby koala hugging its mother
If someone makes fun of you he will drag you away from them and would tell you how graceful you are
Will not hesitate to feed you so much! He NEEDS those chucks!
Overall he loves you unconditionally
~him being jealous~
He does get jealous when you hang out with todd but he doesn't mind, he knows todd would never steal you away
But however, if it's someone he doesn't know he will be watching him
Poor boy is like a kicked puppy
He would whimper and cry while he clings to your arm
God damn it y/n pay attention to your baby!
Uses his puppy eyes to convince you to leave
You have been fallen into his spell and now you give him all the attention in the world
That was the moment he knew he would use this newfound power to his advantage.
Watch out y/n.
~you being jealous~
You know jon would never leave you, so you have no reason to be jealous
But one day some bitch decided to flirt with him and you weren't happy
You would just stand/sit there and pout while you put your arm around his waist
He would always thank them for the "completes" and blushed a little, you were pissed
The bitch gets handsy and that was the last straw
You pulled him closer to you and cursed at this bitch to the point where they get scared and walked away apologising
For victory, you kissed him
He was so confused but loves the attention so he wouldn't judge
~first kiss~
It happened when you were driving him home after a first date to the movies
As he was about to get off you stopped him by holding his arm
He asked what was wrong but without a warning, you kissed him
Poor boy was blushing like the hoodie of a communist and wouldn't feel his legs
After your done he ask for another
And another
And another.
You have to stop him from asking after 13 kisses and he was visibly upset
When he got inside the house he was greeted by Eduardo and mark congratulating him for becoming a man
Apparently, they saw you kissing through the windows and thought you were making out-
Wtf-
~when he acts cute~
THE BEAN ACTS CUTE ALL THE TIME! THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!? *said the author as she looks at themself in the mirror*
He has always been cute, all the time. Every time. But this particular time is the time that hits different
You were hanging out with todd and as usual, you two watched a Disney movie to analyse the little details so you can make a headcanon/theory about it
Jon came out of his room and saw you watching a movie with someone other than him. That made him sad
He walks over to the couch and asks to join you two, of course, you both said yes
The bean decided to sit on your lap while you and todd explain your theories, it did surprise todd a little but he brushed it off and continued the movie
Jon then remembered his power.
"Y/n I'm getting sleepy, can we go to my room and cuddle?"
"Sorry jon but-" OH MY GOD HIS FACE-
He has his puppy eyes and his kitty mouth like- JDGDJSB-
you immediately told todd that you won't be able to finish the movie theory with him and carried jon to his room
Todd really needs to get some sunglasses for Jon.
~wtfuture looks like~
After the explanation from the missile jon had to go to the hospital, of course, he made a full recovery but he gotten a little mature during his time in the hospital. But he's still your loveable bb jon
You and him got married and lived somewhere far away from the destruction tord has caused, but you some how manage to meet up with edd
Ever since edd discovered that he can travel through time you have to stop him from killing his past self and after that day you and him team up to defeat tord
And yeah you and jon had a daughter and her name is Jaune, she's just as shy as her father used to be but she can fight like you
