My Soulmates are IDOLS Books 2+3 | 18+ [SoulBond Series]

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"What the heck JieMi?" She gave him a look of warning, and he raised his hands in surrender, shaking his head as he cleared his throat nervously. "You know I'm careful about the pills, I take one at the same time every morning. I check the condom expiry and everything-I—"

"Shhh, just checking," he whispered, and she bit her lips, her eyes moving to Sieon's sleeping frame. "Koreans we have conception dreams about children. A-and, I-I've been—" he squirmed, looking down. "It's stupid I know-Don't get mad—"

"It's not stupid. And fine, just tell me, baby," she sighed, combing his hair through her fingers, parting the black curls. "I'm not actually mad mad, you know that. Just worried that you'll jinx it." He nibbled on his lips, fumbling with his fingers as he flushed, squirming under her scrutiny.

"It was a field of flowers. And you picked one for me, because you know I like flowers. I was s-surprised to find a silver ring in the one you picked and y-you were round and pregnant. Rings usually means a girl baby, it's different from the usual dreams so I don't know—"

"Goddamn it, y'all it's 5AM."

Sieon groaned from behind him and they both stiffened. The doofus climbed over JieMi, pushing him aside. The two battled for a while, a mess of limbs as they shoved each other with groans of protest until Sieon decided to clamber over her body, hugging her tight.

"Go away, JieMi," Sieon complained. "Noisy kid."

"You go away! Don't steal her," JieMi whined, tugging at her arm.

"Fuck off bitch."

"Sieon!"

Sieon rubbed his cheeks against her chest and she made a face, squirming out of his perverted embrace. He allowed her to do it, taking her arm in his to hug it to his chest. Just as JieMi burrowed his face against her shoulder, sandwiching her in their grasp. Ah fuck. She couldn't even move her arms. She sighed. There would always be some sort of con from having too many touchy soulmates.

"Just go to sleep, if a kid wants to come it'll come." Sieon's voice was a raspy husky moan that had her insides tingling with pleasure. She glanced at him, admiring the thick lashes that fanned over his cheek, and he smirked at her, giving her a sharp wink before closing his eyes.

"You say it like kids come from trees," she chuckled out.

"Maybe they do," he lazily pried one eye open to look at her, his words were low and lazily pronounced but she understood them loud and clear, "because my hard, long and super thick trunk—"

"Oh God," she coughed, shaking her head. "How are you still so witty when you're half asleep."

"Because I was half asleep when the two of you started talking, you noisy shits," he lamented, closing his eyes. "Fucking dicks. I swear I dreamt about Casper's dick because of you two. Fucking hell I was dreaming about your boobs. Didn't want the extra dick stamp all over it. Fuck."

"It's your fault. You're the one with dicks all over your underwear." She laughed, totally making fun of his hilarious zebra dick underwear.

"Mmm," he nodded, "my penis needs labels."

"Why?"

"Just in case you forget where they are."

"The fuck?"

Sieon snorted then went quiet, reaching over to ruffle JieMi's hair. The younger man jerked, wiggling in his arms in protest. Sieon grinned, rubbing his eyes, then he shot straight up like a bullet into sitting position, staring down at both of them.

"Our first kid is JieMi's."

"What?" she blinked, surprise escaping her voice in a pitched almost shriek. "You've had more soul dreams?" He let out a soft breathy exhaled shrug, looking at her through sleep swollen eyes. He wiped at his lips, making a face at the hints of drool.

"Sometimes the dreams are murky but I've been piecing things together for this one. I already know the nickname, I know what JieMi chooses. And I know the gender. But—"

"H-how do you know she's mine?" JieMi stuttered out, excitement blossoming over his cheeks. He propped himself up to look at Sieon expectantly, beaming brightly as he kicked his legs back like a school girl listening to his first crush. And Amber sighed. There went their plans to sleep. Although she couldn't help the warmth from seeping into her chest at the sight of him so ridiculously happy.

"How do you know it's a she?" Sieon taunted back, poking his nose. They were both definitely wide awake now and she was left laying in the bed, hand over heart because she was going to die from the lack of sleep. She closed her eyes, hoping they would get the memo that it was bed time for their girl.

"T-the conception dreams, my Mom said it meant that it'll be a girl. Because there's no symbolism for penises—"

"Right, usually it'll be a pepper or some kind of long vegetable." Sieon nodded wisely, rubbing his chin. "My mom said that mine was a cucumber."

"Mine was a dragon." JieMi grinned, all proud and haughty. Amber let out a breathy snort and Sieon shoved him with an embarrassed growl.

"You can't beat Hikaru's fucking horse cock dream."

"His mom dreamt of a big dick?" Amber gaped then and they both peered at her as she laid against the pillow. Twin raised brows and tightly pressed lips. She knew instantly what they were going to say. That she only woke up the moment she heard that they were talking about penises. She wisely decided to look away, nervously.

"No, she dreamt of a big white horse with an enormous horse cock like furry porn."

"You're lying," Amber was almost in tears at his words, but she couldn't help the blush that inched its way over her skin. Calling Hikaru's package a horse cock wasn't exactly falsehood. Fuck, but that did convince her a little that the conception dreams could be real.

"But yeah, it's a girl. It's JieMi's. The resemblance is uncanny. Looks like a small girl version of him. But our second batch is all mine. All mine. Okay?" Sieon snarled at JieMi, a crease forming at the edge of his nose. "Goddamn it, my stupid fucking slow ass sperm."

"The fuck you say?" Amber snorted at his words.

"And my fast as fuck sperm." JieMi proudly hooted back.

Amber groaned, palm to her eyes. They couldn't be serious, could they?

"You can't stop there, tell us more." JieMi egged, prodding at her soulmate and he nodded sagely.