Hiccups- Matt

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5k reads??? Thank u all sm I actually don't even know what to say. I can't even imagine that many ppl wow.
This is a idea from Zoeydannie from awhile ago. Sry it took so long!!
Also this one isn't super great, I'm sry ( the idea is great but I wasn't feeling super creative)

TW: swearing, hiccuping...? idek

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" Ah fuck." Matt hiccuped, clutching onto the driver's seat.
    " Ok, chill." Nick said, turning to the camera. " Guy! Thank you so much for a million subscribers!? Oh my god-"
    " That's like... a million people." Chris added, always known for his wise words.
    " It's actually crazy." Matt hiccuped again. " I fucking hate hiccups. Jeez." His chest was starting to hurt from all the jolting.
    " Anyways, merch will be coming really, really soon. Like-"
    " Yeah, and it's gonna be super *hic* cool." Matt groaned. " Shit!"
    " Dude." Chris placed a hand on his shoulder. " Calm down. Hiccup, and now it's time to hiccdown, ok?"
    " Mm." Matt nodded in agreement. Nick giggled from the backseat and continued to talk.
    The video continued on without a hitch, the three laughing for most of the time.
    " God, I sound like a pig." Matt said as he hiccuped again. " Do you have any water?"
    " Uh, yeah." Nick pulled a bottle from seemingly nowhere.
    " Thanks." Matt took a large sip.
    " So we were thinking-" Chris started, then was distracted by Matt screwing up his face and leaning out of the door to spit the water out. " Old water?"
    Matt pulled himself back into the car. " How long has that water been in here?"
    " A couple days."
    " Exactly."

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      " Ok, thanks for watching. See you next Wednesday! Matt, kiss the camera." Nick passed it to Matt who proceeded to make something that sounded like a mix between a pterodactyl and dying skunk. He then turned off the camera and leaned heavily against his chair.
    " Matt?"
    " Yeah?"
    " What's going on?"
    Matt hiccuped loudly then gave Chris a pointed look. " They've been going on for so long. It's fucking annoying."
    " Hmm." Nick pulled out his phone. " 'Why are my hiccups not going away?'" He said while typing away at google.
    Matt sighed, then held his breath. That was supposed to make them go away, right?
    " Do you think a hair is touching your eardrum?" Nick asked, barely stifling his laugh. " Or does 'gastroesophageal reflux' ring any bells?"
    Matt shook his head, slowly turning slightly purple due to holding his breath.
    " Matt." Chris grabbed his shoulder. " You need to breathe, ok? Do it with me. In... out... good. In..."
    He took a shaky breath. " I just want them to go away." There was a small waver in his voice.
    " Ok. Here." Nick held out his phone. " It says to hold your knees to your chest and lean forward."
    Matt complied, pushing his face into his knees and rocking forwards a bit. Chris leaned over to rub his back.
    " You're gonna be fine."
    " Yeah, no shit." Matt laughed. " I'm not gonna die of the hiccups- it's just-"
    He stopped for a moment. The anxiety in his chest loosened a little.
    " Thanks for helping me, guys. I know I'm being dramatic."
    " Maybe." Nick grinned. " It doesn't matter."
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Tysm for reading loves <33
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