Scar: I brought the cake!
Fin: I brought the oomph!
Nova, being dragged in by Adrian: I have things to do!!
Adrian: Like what?
Nova: *thinks about plotting the downfall of the Renegades*
Nova: Girl stuff.
Scar: Well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
Tyler, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Aurora: But Tyler, we don't smoke.
Tyler: Cut the crap, Aurora. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Tyler: *points at Fin* One! *points at Scarlett* Two! *points at Saedii* Three! *points at Kal* Four! *points at Aurora* Five!
Tyler: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Kal: *puts a cigarrette in Tyler's hand*
Tyler: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
Zila: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Zila: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Fin: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Zila: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
Aurora: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake?
Aurora & Scarlett: One, two, three-
Aurora & Scarlett: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Tyler: Our turn, Zila! One, two, three-
Tyler: Vanilla!
Zila: I've never had cake before. What is cake?
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Scarlett: I choose to waive that right!
Scarlett: *screaming*
Zila: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Saedii: Zila, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Kal?
Zila: Fin! This soup is flaccid!
Fin: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
Tyler: ARE YOU-
Fin: Fucking.
Tyler: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Fin: Fucking.
Tyler: IDIOT!
Aurora: ...What was that?
Fin: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Saedii: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Fin: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Kal, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Zila: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Aurora: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Tyler: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Kal: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Saedii: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Fin: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.
Zila: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
Tyler: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Fin: Mine just says "Fin no."
Tyler: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Tyler: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Tyler: *cuts piece of cake*
Saedii: ...Can I have some?
Tyler: Cake is for talkers.
Saedii, to Tyler: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
Fin: Oh god, she texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Kal. She's mad at you.
Kal: No, it's Aurora. She's just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Aurora: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at them.
Scarlett: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Aurora: I stand by my choice.
Zila: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Scarlett: What baby?
Zila, crying a bit: Me.
Saedii: How would you like your coffee?
Kal: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Saedii, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Zila: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Tyler: A pet WHAT?!
Scarlett: William Snakespeare.
Zila, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Fin: Blue flavor!
Zila: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Fin: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Zila: Blue is not a flavor!
Fin: BLUE FLAVOR!
Scarlett: I'm sad.
Fin: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Fin: And das not good.
Tyler: You need to be more careful!
Saedii, who was dragged into Tyler's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
Saedii: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Tyler: Forty five seconds?!?
Saedii: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Tyler, hugging Saedii: Too late.
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Random Fandom Stuff {Renegades & Kotlc & Aurora Rising}
FanfictionJust some random stuff I did with my friend Willard. Rants, scattered one shots, reacts and memes. Renegades, Aurora Rising, and Kotlc. Read at your own risk.
