Tyler: Did you win? Or just not die?
Tyler: Either way, hooray.
Saedii: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Tyler: The hooray is retracted and you frighten me.
Tyler: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Saedii: Where did you get that?
Tyler: My pocket.
Saedii: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Tyler: Skills.
Saedii: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Tyler: Um, make lemonade?
Saedii: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!
Saedii: I'm never having a debate with Tyler again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."
Tyler: Saedii, is that legal?
Saedii: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
Saedii: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Tyler: I wrote you a poem.
Saedii, already crying: You did?
Saedii: *running towards Tyler with open arms*
Tyler: *moves out of the way*
Saedii: Hey, why'd you move?!
Tyler: I thought you were going to attack me.
Saedii: I was going to hug you!
Tyler: Why would you hug me?
Saedii: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Tyler: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real b****.
Saedii: What changed your mind?
Tyler: Oh, I still think you're a b****. I've just grown to like that about you.
Tyler: Are you mad?
Saedii: No.
Tyler: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Saedii: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Tyler: You're too young to have enemies.
Saedii: You don't even know.
{100000000000000000000000000000 points if you get the Renegades reference}
Saedii: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Tyler: You mean you stabbed them?
Saedii: They ran into my knife.
Tyler: Alright, listen up you little s***s.
Tyler: Not you Saedii. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
The Rest of the Squad: WHAT THE FU-
Tyler: That was so hot, Saedii.
Saedii: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Tyler: I'm so in love with you.
Tyler: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Saedii: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
Tyler:
Tyler: I'll go make my bed-
Saedii: Okay, what does A stand for?
Tyler: Arson.
Saedii: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Tyler: Barson.
Kal: *laughter*
Saedii: What stands for C?
Tyler: Commit arson.
Kal: Oooo. Saedii: D!
Tyler: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Kal: *more laughter*
Kal: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Aurora: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Kal: I said within reason, Aurora. How about I murder that guy?
Aurora: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Kal: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Tyler: Regular soda is too sweet!
Saedii: Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Tyler: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!
Saedii: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Tyler: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Saedii: I'm going to physically attack you.
Tyler: Which is better, Aurora?
Aurora: Oh, I usually drink water!
Saedii: Wha- NO!
Tyler: DISGUSTING!
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Random Fandom Stuff {Renegades & Kotlc & Aurora Rising}
FanfictionJust some random stuff I did with my friend Willard. Rants, scattered one shots, reacts and memes. Renegades, Aurora Rising, and Kotlc. Read at your own risk.
