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Nova: I lost my contacts, which group chat is this?

Oscar: What other group chat would you have?

Nova: . . .

Tam: Who are you?

Oscar: who are YOU

Nova: I don't know you from either of my group chats!

{Let's pretend that the keeper gang have phones}

Tam: I only have one chat, and this scrambled it!

Marella: I'm here too

Saedii: WHO ARE THESE TERRANS??

Oscar: Calm down, lady

Saedii: I will rip out your organs and feed it too you

Saedii: Someone severed my connection on this Terran device Tyler gave me

Saedii: I'm going to kill someone for this

Nova: I like her

Oscar: eh?

Marella: I was on a really romantic texting session with Fitz.

Oscar: What sort of name is Fitz?!?!?!

Tam: An elf name!

Saedii: What sort of name is Oscar?

Nova: A human name.

Nova: What sort of name is Saedii??

Saedii: A Syldrathi name. What sort of name is Nova?!?

Nova:

Oscar:

Tam:

Marella:

Nova: I dunno, I think Marissa Meyer made it up

Oscar: THE FOURTH WALL

Marella: when u say fourth wall thats breaking the fourth wall

Saedii: Yes.

Tam: Get the gorilla glue, the 4th wall is broken

GROUP TWO

Fitz: Marella? Is that you?

Linh: SOMEONE was texting Marella!!

Fin: OoOoH

Linh: like who the heck are you and how do you know to "ooh" right now?!?!

Fin: It just felt like an "ooh" moment

Tyler: we're sorry about him

Zila: Hello elves

Fitz: HoW do YOU knOW that?!?!!

Tyler: srry bout her too

Tyler: Tyler Jones, Alpha, Squad 312

Fitz: Fitzroy Avery Vacker

Fin: AnD i'M FiN

Fin: https://giphy.com/explore/dancing-exciting

Linh: (:

Tyler: There is a scuff on your boots, sir.

Fitz: We are on the texting. You cannot see my boots.

Tyler: I can sense the scuff.

Fin: *dabs*

Linh: :D

Linh: *has a fangirl crush on Fin because don't we all?*

GROUP THREE

Ruby: sweet CArOLine

Ruby: bum

Ruby: BuM

Scarlett: BUM!!!!!!!!

Ruby: I thought I was texting myself

Scar: Maybe I AM you!!

Sophie: Who are you two and do you need mental help?

Dex: Where it began, I can't begin to knowing

But then I know it's growing strong
Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come alongHands, touching hands
Reaching out, touching me, touching youSweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now ILook at the night and it don't seem so lonely
We filled it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurting runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when holding you


Scarlett: reAchIng ouT 

Ruby: toUChINg Me

Dex: TOUCHING YOU

Scarlett:

Sophie: I'm out


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