Random Fandom Stuff {Renegades & Kotlc & Aurora Rising}

Incorrect Kotlc

Maruca: I'm bisexual because an entire gender was missing out on this.

Fitz: Can I have some water?
Biana: *starts chugging her water bottle*
Biana: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Biana: *spills water all over herself*
Biana, coughing: I don't have any water.

Keefe: I failed my safety training course today.

Sophie: Why, what happened?
Keefe: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Sophie: And?
Keefe: Well apparently "F***ING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Linh, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Tam: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Tam:
Tam: It's perfume.

Keefe: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Tam: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Keefe: You don't even have a legitimate reason?
Tam: Oh, no, I do.
Keefe: Well, what is it?
Tam: You see, I simply don't give a f***.

Linh: Tam-
Tam: *sighs* Sophie used to call me Tam...
Linh: ...Because it's your f***ing name.

Biana, texting Keefe: Hey do you like anyone?
Keefe: Yeah you
Biana: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends
Keefe: *Yeah, you?
Keefe: Oh haha sorry lol
Biana: *dies inside*

Marella: Look at the buns on that guy!
Fitz: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Sophie: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Marella: I'm not going back to jail!

Sophie: Due to personal reasons, I will be f***ing sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Keefe: Did Fitz say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Sophie: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Fitz: *makes Marella a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Marella: *sips tea*
Fitz:
Marella: *finishes tea*
Fitz: Didn't it taste bad?
Marella: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Fitz, tearing up: Oh, okay.

Dex: Remember everyone, fire is never the answer.
Marella: You're right, Dex..Fire can't be the answer.
Dex: Correct, Marella. Now, on to the next lesso-
Marella: Fire is the question.
Marella: And the answer is yes!
Dex: Marella, no!!

Fitz: What's your biggest fear?
Tam: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Sophie: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Keefe: Zombies.
Tam: ...
Sophie: ...
Keefe: BUT they can open doors.

Dex: Biana kissed me!

Tam: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Dex: It was unbelievable!
Tam: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Sophie: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Tam, get the wine and unplug the phone. Dex, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Dex: Oh, it ended very well.
Tam: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Sophie: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Dex: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Sophie: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Dex: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Tam and Sophie: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Biana eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Linh: Tongue?
Biana: Yeah.