To change the future

PS-8

The first week of school was interesting for Jason. The morning after the sorting the first years were to meet the head of house Professor Flitwitch. Jason wondered if Snow White realized one of her dwarves was missing.

"Oh my god Jason." Harry groans and put his head in his hands. "Who is Snow White?" Flitwitch asks, completely confused "I'll tell you later." Remus tells him,

Then he met the Grey Lady, the ghost of his house. She was sad constantly and Jason wondered if it was because she realized her MILF days were over.

"You were eleven how did you know what any of that meant?" Remus asks him "Google." was all Jason says.

Jason had met the school poltergeist Peeves and the two hit it off. In the first day alone, they had shoved the Mrs. Norris into a suit of armor that took the teachers three hours to find because it kept moving. Jason had no idea suits of armor had a sense of humor.

"I should have known that was you." Harry mutters as several teachers gave Jason dirty looks. Jason just smirks.

Three days a week they went out to the greenhouses to learn Herbology. It was taught by Professor Sprout who Jason believed was growing weed secretly in the greenhouses. She looked the type.

Harry wondered what it was like having a brother that wasn't insane. Professor Sprout meanwhile loudly stated that she did no such thing.

Professor Binns was the most boring teacher out of all of them. The class was his designated nap time, until he got ahold of the ghost busters.

"For the last time the ghost busters aren't real!" Harry yells at him "You use to think magic wasn't real either." Jason tells him "He has a point." Sirius says "Don't encourage him Sirius." Remus and Harry say at the same time.

Professor McGonagall was strict as Jason and Harry both thought. Jason had watched as she turned her desk into a pig and then back into a desk. Jason thought it looked like Dudley. They had practiced on turning matchsticks into needles and by the end only Jason and two others were able to do it. Defense against the Dark Arts was the most boring class besides Binns. Quirrell stuttered like a little bitch, smelled like garlic and looked like he was going to piss himself constantly. Jason vowed to master that tripping spell he heard about just to use it on him.

"Why am I not surprised that's the reason you were determined to master it." Harry says as he shakes his head.

Jason had figured out how to get to the great hall on his second day without getting lost. He didn't tell Harry though because he thought the sight of him and Ron running into the hall was funny.

Harry kicks Jason and is rewarded with a swear "You little motherfu-"

Potions was one of his favorites. Snape always entered dramatically and swept around the room watching the students prepare their potions. Jason vowed to send him a Batman costume once he figured out how to make it stay on him.

Snape glares at Jason. At least he knew who had sent him that terrible costume.

But what really made his day was seeing Draco Malfoy. More specifically, punching him in the face made his day. The points that he lost was worth it. He had also befriended Hermione Granger, a Gryffindor first year. He still remembered when they first met.

Several people raise their eyebrows and Hermione blushes as she knows what's coming up.

Jason had grabbed a book when another hand grabbed the same book "I believe this book is mine." she says glaring at him. Jason shifted his appearance until he looked like her and silently thanked Tonks for helping him with his shifting. "How did you do that?" she demanded "How did you do that?" Jason says back "Are you mocking me?" Hermione demanded "Are you mocking me?" Jason asked back. Hermione stared back for a second before punching him in the face.