Jason: Harry has no Survival skills, his need to win has replaced them
Ginny: That can't be true
Jason: Watch this
Jason: Hey Harry, race you down the stairs
Harry: (Throws himself out window)
Ron: Without ugly in this world there'd be nothing beautiful
Snape: We all thank you for your sacrifice Weasley
Jason: Harry how do you want you coffee?
Harry: As dark as my soul
Jason: So a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar
Harry (Voice cracking): Yes
Blaise (To Ron): Look I know I said some hurtful things last night
Blaise: I just want you to know I stand by everything I said
Hermione: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Jason: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jason: I have great memory name one time I forgot something
Harry: You left me at Hogsmeade for 3 hours a week ago
Jason: That was on purpose try again
Hermione: I love the good cop bad cop thing you two have going on
Theo: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Jason is not
Ron: I haven't seen Jason all day. Does anyone know where he is
Theo: No
Harry: No
Hermione: Nada. But I bet I can find him
Hermione: DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO THE BOOKSTORE
Jason: I do
Theo (Falls out of chair in a panic): When the hell did you get here
Jason: Just now. I was summoned
Jason (Sitting and listening to the rain): I like the rain, it's peaceful
Luna: It'll help clean up a murder
Jason: You wouldn't need to clean up after if you used an icicle as the murder weapon
Hermione: What is wrong with both of you
Jason: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong
Theo: Strong
Ginny: Weak
Harry: An idiot
Neville: Truth or dare
Jason: Truth
Neville: How many hours have you slept this week?
Jason: Dare
Neville: Go to sleep
Jason: I don't like this game
Daphne: Treat spiders how you want to be treated
JasonL Killed without hesitation
Theo: Look Draco I would like to apologize for everything I said in the past few years. Truth is I like having you around
Draco: No you don't
Theo: I know. I have dreams about caving your head in with a beater's bat
Luna: Jason won't come out of the common room
Ron: Just tell him I said something stupid
Luna: Ok
Jason (Storms out of the Common Room and throws Ron against the wall): Did you just say the Sun is a fucking planet
Ginny: There's seven chairs and ten kids what do you do
Hermoine: Have everyone stand
Jason: Bring three more chairs
Theo: Kill Three
Jason: I'm seeing unicorns dancing in the fireplace
Ginny: When was the last time you slept?
Jason: Two days ago why?
Ginny: You're hallucinating go the fuck to sleep
Jason: Don't you just hate being wrong
Daphne: I don't know I'm not familiar with the sensation
Jason: Fuck
Hermione: Language
Jason: English
Theo: Did it hurt
Jason: What
Theo: When you fell from Heaven
Jason: Did you just call me Satan
The Winner of the animagus poll was
Honey Badger
The winner of the Patronus Poll was
Panther
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To change the future
FanfictionUnhappy with the way things happened in the universe trying to stop Thanos the Watchers bring the Avengers and the Witches and Wizards together to learn about each other's past and change their future
