one shots of irondad and spiderson (marvel)

The rogues

Basically peter meets the rouges after civil war- !Spider-Man was NOT IN CIVIL WAR! no one but Tony knows who he is. Plus Peter is Tony's biological child cause aunt may is not here : but we don't talk about her .pls read . Enjoy this piece of shit : )

Peters POV
As I walk into the penthouse expecting to find dad in the lab and faint smell of alcohol from the cleanliness of the house lingering around the countertops . "Hi dad I'm back from school!" I shouted .Was that ... no... I can't be them. Captain freaking America was stood at the counter next to ... dad? " Hey ,kid!"
"Tony, did he just say 'dad' or am I too old ?"

"Both." Dad replied as America on ice looked me up and down. Shit . Please don't notice, ple- " Tony is the kid really missing a leg ?!" The ice asked."Yeah funny story I'll tell you all later." As he shooed the iced Americano away. He gave me the look of death " and what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at school !"

"About that, someone set fire to a book and it blew up in flames or something in science ."I replied.
"I won't even ask."
"Good. Anygays, Why was Mr. Ice Ice Oldie here ?"
"Fury wants him to live here 'incase of an issue' or something." He said as he waved off my question.

That was weird.

Time skip 4 the slayers my G's <333

As I walked in  I saw THE Black-Widow there with dad and ice ice oldie . What where they doing here? Time to listen in .

" there you go you live here..... don't go in the penthouse unless it's an absolute emergency.ok? "
"Yes, Tin can " the two replied . "Who's that?" Black widow asked as she nodded to me. "Tony's got a kid" Icicle replied " and he's missing a leg ." He finished as I walked over slightly angrily because anytime I told anyone that's all they ever saw : my leg.

"Hi dad!"
"Hey kid , let's go in the lab ." I think he gave a small glare at ice cube.

. t. i. m. e. . s. k. i. p. To 2 weeks later...

Time for movie night : it's a brave choice that dad invited 'the rouges *shudder*'. Here they are.

"Hi!" Rhodey said as he wheeled in - he has FINALLY came to realise that he might need wheelchair from time to time . "Hi!" I said back before sitting down and taking my leg off . A bunch of confused faces began to set loose across the room .

Soon I broke the shockingly long silence with "you do know you can ask?"

"Oh yeah I was going to tell you how that happened!" Dad said before anyone could ask anything inappropriate .

"So around 6 months ago this little shite decided to go help with a quote- unquote little mugging." He began . " Then the people mugging someone decide to shoot him and the bullet shattered his tibia and here we are 6 months later with a prosthetic leg because he can't listen to his dad."

The end .
#cliffhanger!