one shots of irondad and spiderson (marvel)

What?

Natasha and Clint made Red Skull jump off of vormir.

Might make this longer might not.

Mentions of Trans Tony Stark (warning I do not know shit about being trans as I am not trans)

TW: Periods , dark topics (addiction, ect.)

3rd person

Everyone stood silent.
He was dead. "We won, Tony, I'm sorry." Peter spoke quietly. He stayed still. The blue light stopped. He remembered the ride back to earth. It was so quiet. When they were back everyone just left to go to their rooms to clear their heads.

'Tony, I'm sorry.' He had called him Tony rather than 'Mr. Stark'. Tony tried to smile in those last moments.

"This is so funny, they think he's dead, but he's alive!" Said a random voice . He screamed."Well füc" the person said before running off. "Tony?" a small voice asked. " I was waiting for later to tell you my death was a hoax, but I just saw someone staring at me." Tony crammed out barely breathing.

—————

"He can see us!" Flower screamed. "Sure he can, Flower."
"No, the billionaire screamed really loud at me and... wait I just forgot what we were talking about,"
"Wait, Anthony is alive?"

—————

"Mr Stark am I dreaming? Wait did I shift?"
"The hell? No, I just faked my death, kid."
"Oh."

"Anyways update on the person that sounded high as fuck; there's more people like that, but less high."
"Mr Stark, should I call someone?"
"No, who are you going call?"
"The ghostbusters!"

"Oh, by the way Shuri desperately wants to give you a run down of the last 5 years. And Shuri taught me about memes and vines."
"Nooooo!"

"Yes. Um hello ghosts?"
"Hi, Tony!"
"How do you know my name?"
"You've lived here for several years."

"Oh, that explains it. So, what do you want?"
"Divorce Stephen, kill him and marry me." Pleaded a man with no pants who seemed to be a desperate homosexual.

"No, Also not married never have been. You, Makeshift Thor and Thanksgiving, what do you want?"
"One item of food to be cooked a day so we can smell it, please." They both replied in unison.

"Done. You, fancy woman."
"Make my room right next to James' and Steve's, please and thank you."

"Weird but ok, done. Hippie?"
"Let me walk through random people and make them as high as a balloon."

"Yes, I need to see that. Wakanda?"

"Pretty sure that's racist but listen to me sing at least once a day." Alberta spoke.
"Yes, and by the way it's not racist, they're a country in Africa that's literally smarter than everywhere ."
"Oh, I like the sound of that!"

"Failed Hawkeye?"
"I just wanted to say hello!"
"Hello!"
"Oh, hi!"

—— everyone now knows Tony's alive except for the public ——

"God no, I'm not killing my self, marrying you and becoming a ghost!" Tony yelled from upstairs.

"He's gone crazy since he snapped." said Steve.

"I know, I was making food and asked if he wanted some and was almost shouting." Agreed Sam. The rest of the team agreed.

Peter's phone rang.
"Hola, bitches!"
"Shuri, I have a full pot of tea."
"Spill."
"So, wait one second I can't discuss this topic in front of the people I'm in front of."
Peter just walked off.