one shots of irondad and spiderson (marvel)

T.E.

TW: Peter's Life

"Hey Peter, what's your T.E.?" Asked Sam.
"My tea?" Responded a confused Peter.
"No, like your traumatic experience that like made you a hero." Explained Sam.

"No." Was all Peter said before leaving the room.

"Peter, what's your T.E.?" Clint asked.
"I-no." Once again, he walked away.

"Hey Pete, the avengers said that you've been quote unquote ignoring them." Tony said, using air quotation marks.
"I just said that I didn't want to tell them how I became Spider-Man and the bits post and pre spidey." Responded an occupied Peter.
"Oh."

"Wait to stop them asking, can I do a family tree thing plus a power point ?"
"Sure."
"Thanks Mr. Stark!"
"Call me Tony!"
"Ok, Mr. Tony."
"I think that's the best I'll get."

-⏭ to family tree-

"Tony, what are we even here for?" Asked a bored Wanda.
"Peter's T.E."

Peter walked in the room with a laser pointer and clicker to move to the next slide. He cleared his throat before a big family tree picture came on.

"So I'm here to show you my T.E. and my family tree." A couple of faces smiled. "So first my great grandparents are all dead." Red "X"s appeared on his his great grandparents pictures. "Then all my grandparents." Again the red "X"s went across the pictures. A couple "Awww"s and "such a shame"s came out.

"Then my parents are all dead." This time the Red crosses did a cool animation on to the screen. "Then my my uncle died. And then my aunt." There was no more pictures on the family tree apart from Peter himself. Then the power point slide show came on.

"So when I was 5, my parents were in a plane crash and both died." A picture of a plane came on the screen with a transition and disappeared into the edge of the screen. "Everyone else died before that. Then I was with my aunt and uncle. And this part involves everyone to be handcuffed to something that won't go anywhere."

Tony locked everyone's handcuffs. "So, I was around 7 years old when I started to go to the library as kid. I met this kid called Steven Westcott, he told me to call him Skip. Fast forward some time and he's babysitting me. This is the dangerous part."

"So, umm he showed me a magazine, and he uh sexually assaulted me." The slide showed pictures of a young man in jail. The others looked shocked beyond words. "Then, when I was 14, I was on a school trip when I got bit by a spider. One thing led to another and my uncle died." A picture of gun against a picture of man in his early 30's that had "shutterstock" written all over.

"Then when I was 15, My aunt found out that she had stage 4 cancer. Went to live with a "family friend from Italy" as May described it. And turns out I'm distantly related to Tony freaking Stark. My aunt died like 4 months later." The family tree picture came up again and slid over to another branch of people, including Tony

"How long ago was that then? 5 years ago?" Asked Steve.
"How long have I been living with you,  Mr. Tony?"
"Three months."
"Three months."

"Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that he's related to Tony?"
"Wait, what?!"

"I'm not even done."
"How?"
"Well, there's Gwen, Harry, my friend who can't seem to catch a break and my catholic guilt friend
that's blind."
"Who's your friend who can't seem to catch a break?"
"Deadpool."
"Who's the blind one?"
"Daredevil."
"Who's Harry and Gwen?"
"My dead friend and dead ex-lover."
"Which one is which, we don't judge."

"Since, apparently, you don't judge," Peter stood on a table. "I'm 1, Asexual, 2, transgender female to male 3, used to be polyamorous, 4, Very gay and I am most likely to marry my best friend in a game of gay chicken. Harry and I were deeply in love along with my girlfriend Gwen. We had planned on doing a Moroccan tea party on Harry's dad's grave in 3 years time. But, they all died before we could do it so I kinda figured that I didn't really feel any sexual attraction to anybody."

"Oh."