I will take requests for the one shots. I can't garuntee about chapters and uploading schedules and stuff but I hope u enjoy this mess.
When writing about trans stuff I don't know shite.
Um yeah, basically, the rouges are living in the penthouse now and about to have dinner with wade because he's dating Petey-Pie —de-aged btw so he's younger than this—and as y'all know he looks like this;
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So like the rouges are gonna be like all "omg wtf happened?!" "R u ok?" "Oof-".
But ya anygays,
3rd Person
Peter Stark and Wade Wilson are together. A gay mutant and a Stark.
They were just sat at the table. Sat down on normal chairs. Eating pasta. Spaghetti bolognaise. "So, how did you meet?" Nat broke the silence. "Umm we first met at school..." Wade replied.
"Oh, umm how did you..." Steve started to ask. Peter gave Steve a nudge. "My scars? Long story." Wade answered to avoid the awkwardness in the room.
After food almost everyone was drunk apart from 4; Steve, Thor, Peter and Wade had their fast metabolism. Somehow they were completely just put on to the others' drunkenness. "So... Wade everyone else is wondering, how did you get your scars?" Tony asked clearly under influence of alcohol. "Yeah spill!" Shouted Clint, who was also drunk.
"Two words ; El canćer. That was a peewoop show like a messy one." Wade replied, who you guessed it was drunk. The rouges were shook to their cores. "C-cancer?" Steve stuttered still in shock. "Yep, lung cancer, almost died like 4 times with some weird device on my neck , all because I let some weirdos make me a mutant and got the cure for literally el everything. So yeah don't trust weirdos like that or like SW." Wade responded. "Who is SW?" Was the main question. "Shit, did I say that out loud? That's Peter's story to tell and um yeah murder is illegal (unfortunately) , he remains in a prison where he will rot and die a horrific death that definitely was not caused by a mercenary; deadpool ." He announced as ran out a window before winking at the fourth wall."That's the 50th 4th wall you broke and 67th window!" Tony screamed at wade.
"Anyways, Pete who the frick frack tic tac is SW and why should we want to murder the son of a biscuit?!" They all screamed. Tony comforted Peter and there was several restraints put on everyone to avoid murder.
The Story about sk!p we$c0tt was told. The library. Einstein. The magazine. How he was currently rotting in jail. Suddenly, Friday had an breaking news notification about a prison murder of a man accused of rape. "Wade, actually did it. I'm not surprised." Peter spoke whilst in a ball on the sofa. "Is just me who wants to kill an already dead person?" Asked Sam.
