one shots of irondad and spiderson (marvel)

STEVE, WHAT THE F-

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3rd Person

Tony hated meetings.
Tony hated the Rogue Avengers.
Tony hated arguments.
Tony hated his trauma.
Now imagine all four in the same godamn room, at the same time.

Tony pinched the bridge of his nose. He was about to use some not very good coping mechanisms. Like hide in his lab for a week. They finished a mission ten minutes ago. Some little robots that wanted to play the ten hour version of bouncing seals had been going around New York terrorising citizens. Fuck you, people with too much time on their hands. You will be the downfall of our society.

"We need to find out who made these!" Steve said loudly.

Tony knew who made them. He knew because Peter was ranting to him about them two weeks ago. He sent a message telling the kid what happened.

"We fixed it. It's sorted. It's also too early for this shit." Tony groaned.

"It's 11:00am-" Natasha added.

Clint had taken his hearing aids out and face planted on the table. He could not be bothered.

Steve huffed and threw his arms up in an exasperated manner. "Honestly, Stark..."

Tony flinched backward in his seat.

Sam glanced at Tony. Like a second take.

Clint lifted his head up.

The others looked at Tony.

"Why is everyone looking at me?" Tony asked.

"You flinched when Steve threw his arms up. You hardly flinch when a bomb goes off." Sam explained.

Tony looked over at Barnes. His hands fidgeted with his suit's sleeve. Bucky was sat looking down at his hands in his lap.

Clint noticed too. He put his hearing aids back in. "I saw it too."

Natasha saw the tension between Steve, Tony and Bucky.

"Something happened between you three." Natasha concluded.

Steve looked down at his hands.

Tony couldn't be bothered. "You didn't tell them?" Tony scoffed.

"Tell us what?" Sam asked softly yet firmly.

"Remember when I went to go find these two best friends? Well turns out someone killed my mom and Howard. And someone else knew and didn't tell me. You would think all the trauma I got from a car crash that happened to my parents would disappear after watching that video but unfortunately not." Tony glanced at Barnes and Rogers. "Then when it got a bit physically violent thanks to this abomination of a human being called zemo. He was also the guy who showed me the video. Anyways, whilst trying to defend myself I kinda accidentally chopped off Barnes' metal arm, sorry about that by the way. So I told spandex here to stay down and he decides to do some not good things for my health, like stabbing his shield into my arc reactor, so uh thank god I got surgery before that. Oh yeah he also used his shield to break my helmet and almost my face before the arc reactor. That's the main reason I flinched."

Natasha looked at Steve in shock. "Why? Why did you do that?"

That shut him up really quickly.