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One-shot Ten: Jalapeño

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by obscurest

(Uncertain Date)
8:09 PM

'Okay, what do you want to eat?' Taylor asked Joe, taking the chopping board out.

'I dunno, something with jalapeños in it. I want something spicy,'

''Kay,' Taylor didn't know what she'd cook, to be honest. Maybe a spicy omelette? Was that even a thing?

Thank God she didn't have to run to the store for a pack of jalapeños since they had some (thankfully not rotten ones) in the fridge.

She took them out and started chopping with one hand keeping the vegetable stable.

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'Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!' Joe heard Taylor from the kitchen.

'What's wrong, love?' He asked.

'Jalapeños are nature's fucking pepper spray!'

'Well, I wouldn't be surprised, did you rub your eyes?'

'Duh!'

'Oh, well try washing it,' Joe sniggered.

'Don't laugh!'

'I'm sorry!'

'Shit, shit, fuck!' Taylor held the note at the word "fuck."

Joe watched Taylor struggling to get the, as Tay called it, "nature's pepper spray" out of her eyes.

He should probably help. But he can't, he was laughing too much!