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    jaylor is my lifeline. jaylor one-shots! (and not so relevant/relevant shit :)) i failed procrastinating because of this book. vote and comment if ya like it? just so you know, everything is fucking cringe. read at your own risk (just kidding) -ria ...

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    One-Shot Twenty-One: MORE JOKES

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      Taylor went up to Joe behind the couch.
      "Hey, Joe." She giggled.
      "Yes?" 
      "What do you call a pile of cats?"
      "What?"
      "A meow-tain."
      "Oh, my God."
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      "Hey, Joe."
      "Yes, T?"
      "What do you call a feline with a short haircut?"
      "What?"
      "A bobcat."
      "Stop." 
    ---
      "Why are cats so good at video games?" 
      "Why?"
      "They've got nine lives," 
      "Taylor..."
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      "What do cats eat for breakfast?"
      "Cat food?"
      "Nope."
      "Then what?"
      "Mice Krispies."
      "Taylor, enough—how the fuck do you come up with these!?"
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      (Joe's time to shine)
      "Hey T."
      "Yes?"
      "If you're Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and Canadian when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?"
      "What?"
      "European."
      "That was so bad."
      "I know," (slay king)
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