StarKit's Prophecy + Translation of Grammar and Spelling + Comments

Chapter to the rose of a Heroin

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I AM RESISTING THE URGE TO MAKE A FUNNY COMMENT ABOUT THE CHAPTER NAME 

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It's Ok now

I forgot the comment I wanted to make

ONWARD!!!

StarKit wock up and sunlit was in the branches. She closed her eyes againstill tired. Butter mom wouldn't let her sleep not today. Wow StarKit has a whole different way of waking up--she wocks up. Hang on a sec, are Butter moms mother butterflies? This is the formula of how to make StarKit: Butterfly + Blind Medicine Cat = Irregularly-coloured cat with star on forehead

"Sweety its time to get up" said Dawnsparkle; her eys shinning. "Today is important today." I assume that the 'Butter mom' is Dawnsparkle. 

"What is it Mom" said StarKit awake right away. Then the she cat rememembered what today was. Well StarKit today is today

"Ohmigosh its my serimony today!" she squelled excercisedly. Today was the day she was an apprentice! OMG IT'S THE DAY OF MY APPRENTICE SERIMONY AND I WILL SQUELL SO LOUD THAT EVERYBODY WILL WAKE UP AND REMEMBER MY SPECIAL DAY AND THEN I WILL DO 5 SQUATS, 4 SPLITS, 3 JUMPING JACKS, 2 YOGA POSES AND RUN A LAP AROUND THE ENTIRE CAMP IN ORDER TO EXERCISE

She flicked outside not even waiting for her mom. But her mom  cot up to her quick. Poor StarKit, dying due to a UFC (Unidentified Flying Cot) accident before all of her unrealistic accomplishments.

"Sweety you know the clans don't except cat slike use sometimes." She said. 

StarKit glared. She didn't lake beig told that. Just because her Mom was a usedto be Shadowclan cat and her dad was jayFeather the medicine Cat didn"t mean she ws different! Well you do kinda stick out with your pelt that looks like space and that star on your head only adds to your galaxy effect.

"StarPaw come here." Said FireStar from the leg. He jumped down. STARPAW PLEASE REPORT TO THE LEG TO SEE ME AND AS FOR ALL  THE UNIMPORTANT CATS, YOU CAN COME TOO.

"StarKit it s tome for you to become an apentice: he said. "Your a strong brave cat and because of that I will mentor with you." Everybody else: BUT I'M A STRONG BRAVE CAT TOO

Ever body gasped. StarKit did too. Se herd hear mother say "Wow!". Wow StarKit is so darn important that she's too special to be part of 'everybody'. All hail the rise of another Mary Sue!

Firehert liked her shoulder. He whispered in her ear "youll be the best their ever was StarPaw I know ti" GREAT STARCLAN DID YOU SEE THAT FIRESTAR'S MADE STARPAW THUNDERCLAN'S LEADER ALREADY AND HE'S EVEN IN LOVE WITH HER SHOULDER BECAUSE THE WHOLE STARPAW IS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE

Surprised she walked away when they were done howling for her./ Then she went ofer to JayFeathern and DawnSparkle who were very prod. WELL WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE 

IT SEEMS THAT THUNDERCLAN HAVE MUTATED INTO WOLVES AND HAVE RAISED THEIR CHILDREN TO PROD THEIR PARENTS WHEN THEY BECOME APENTICES (which is totally a different thing from apprentices)

"Daughetr where very happy but he have to say something said Jayfeather his chest puffed ouit . "You see there is this prophcy Starcaln gave me it said that out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." I know what this says. This says that at night, something will come and hit a tiger so hard that it sees stars, then strangle it with a holly wreath and dump it all into the trash.

StarKit gasped. What does it mean? Well good luck because it doesn't get any easier than that.

Is this supposed to be a cliffhanger? One that gives the reader time to think about what it means before the next chapter? 

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