Here's another author's note from the author of StarKit's Prophecy because I have absolutely no idea what it says. Can you help me translate it?
flamrs ur all satanits! 11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause StarGIPaw has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlike JEZUS!
What's it say?! I CAN'T READ IT!!!
"StarPaw wok up its time 4 parole."
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund. What happened to those molten orange eyes?
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1 Sshe yellow. Great. Now she's yellow. Is she a space cat or a sun cat?
"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wispered in her er. StarPaw gottedup. GrAyStRiP
"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked. Graystripe: *wipes feet on StarPaw* Also Millie and Silverstream do not approve
"OMigosh grayStripe thats no nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me." Asking someone to be the love of your life is not classified as 'nice'.
"wel then hes jst an idot." ThAt'S yOuR fRiEnD yOu'Re TaLkInG aBoUt MiStEr
"StarPaw wok up its time 4 parole."
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund.
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1 Sshe yellow.
"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wispered in her er. StarPaw gottedup.
"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked.
"OMigosh grayStripe thats no nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me."
"wel then hes jst an idot."
Dunno why this part is repeated.
y do u say tha?" yellED STARPaw GayStrip locked at hr meanly. "i dont lik him " sqeakd GrayStripe he locked arund fastly. "hes a mean cat!" There are so many things wrong with this paragraph. The funniest error is 'GayStrip" and I'm pretty sure that most people will agree with me.
"OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED. Why do you associate everyone who is a good fighter and mean with Scourge? Also I'm pretty sure the author actually thinks Scourge is spelled Scourg.
"No ur much prtter the sourg " said Graystripe he licked her on the head I want u to be my mat." he yeleded. *Wonders how Graystripe knows how to yodel*
"Well mabey. but what would FireStar say?" she wispeered. GrayStripe locked around agan. "I dont think he wuld mind." said GrayStri;e I THINK HE WOULD MIND, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
"OMIGOSH SUR THAN!" StarPaww yelleded happly. GrayStripe: He won't mind. StarPaw: Okay I'll take your word for it.
"Wat ar uo ta;kin abut" said FireHert he was walkin up.He locked angrily. Guys...I think the author genuinely thinks that 'looked' is spelled 'locked'.
"oh uhhhh nuthin FireStar go back to sleep!" mwled StarPaw hoppin he would leaf so she culd be alon with grayStripe. YOU DON'T JUST TELL THE CLAN LEADER TO GO AWAY AND GO BACK TO SLEEP
"Yah FireStra theres nithing to wory about!" cherrid GrayStrpe but Firestar didn't leave insted he said i thought I herd you asking her to be out mate." WELL YOU HEARD WRONG
"oh uh yeh. yELLED STARPaw but he didn;t leaf instead he jumped on GrayStripe!1!11 This, children, is an example of dumb behaviour.
"I Want to be wit her!" said FireHart attakin GraySriep. We know that already.
"No I do!" shouted. We know that already too.
"guysgys stop fihting you can BOTH be my mats! StarPaw wispered apply like seCert." I don't even know what she's talking about here
"No we can;t do that their can only be 1!11 Howled FireStar. "Otterwise youll chet on us." YOU'RE CHEATING ON YOUR MATES. LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
"So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe. Great. Now the annoying Mary Sue's warrior name is extremely similar to her mother's.
Wow. Cliffhanger of the century here.
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StarKit's Prophecy + Translation of Grammar and Spelling + Comments
FanfictionThis is a StarKit's Prophecy fanfiction! It includes the original (grammatically incorrect) words (I think) and a translation and some of my own comments on everything! Please read!
