StarKit's Prophecy + Translation of Grammar and Spelling + Comments

Chapter Six Desions

Yay! I have finally gotten over my procrastinating problem and have dragged myself to my laptop to write this! 

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LASTEST TIEM ON STARKITS PROPEHY:;

"NO!" shitted SarPaw Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me....!" People tell me the reason I have so few friends is that I'm weird but Starpaw's way weirder and pretty much everyone's either besties with her or they're in love with her.

Afert tat StrPaw walkde thru the frost. She wus so depresedded! Hu was seh sapost to pik?/?/ Then she saw JayFethre cumin thru the forst tords her. I'll give you a suggestion: Not Firestar. He's your great-grandfather.

"JayFeathr im soooo confusedd wat do i do she yelled their are three toms atref me! TREEE!"! Wow Starpaw's so attractive she's got a tree after her now

i know" sed jayFethr he locked happy. "thats good four you it menzz that p[eo[le like uo. he told he smilling. I don't know if the author even made any effort to make this realistic and to make the characters say stuff that makes sense. People liking you is different than having people literally throwing themselves at your feet trying to be your mate.

"NO NUT I LUV ALL OF THEM" sed StarPaw back waling upst. 'I DON'T KNO WHO TO [ICK!1!1"Lastest tiem on StarKit's Propehy, you were running away from Blackstar and now you love him

"wel ten let me tel yo a stor. y said JayFeathern and he sat don. Onceu pon a tiem there were afew cats that I licked." YEAH THE CATS YOU SHARE TONGUES WITH! (ba doom ching)

"hu where they sad StarPaw snifing. No, StarPaw, most of them were not sad, because they didn't have to be your mother. Poor Dawnsparkle.

"theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ saud JayFeather. Half Moon: *slaps him*

"OMG STICK wispred StarPaw "YOU WHERE IN LUV WITH A STICK? She culdnt belief it. After al this tim she finds out that her fathe loved a sTICK. SHE GAPD IN SHOC. But then he broke the stick.

"Wat did you do? she esked thoug cuase she was crios. Well obviously they didn't work out. You don't see a stick in place of your mother, do you?

Wel I culdn have kids with a stcik now culd i?" said JayPaw and he locked confuded. LIKE HE DIDN;T EVN KNO SHE WAS GNNA ASK THt qestn. Yeah. Neither did I.

"sO YOU WENT WITH DAWNSPAKLE INSTD! YELLED STARpaw locking vry happi. "but that doesn;t help me what am I spost to do?/? You stay single and don't offend anyone. Easy.

"Folo youre hart said Jayfeahr. "Who do yo want to be wit/" Let's hope Starpaw's heart jumps out of her chest, runs away, and she follows it off a cliff.

Hmm StarPaw taught for a secund. FireStar!" she yelldd and then run of to tel him that she ;oved him Starpaw be teaching How To Be a Mary Sue 101

Oh boy I can't wait for this PDoI (Public Display of Incest)