Heather: I hate how much you all obsess over Noah and Cody, like why not obsess over hotter and sexier couples, like me and Court?
Cody: You arent hotter nor sexier than me and Noah. Fact.
Courtney: Ye we are now shush
Noah: course
Heather: shut it Noah
Noah: No
Heather: why
Noah: coz were just better
Heather: Oh yeah? How?
Noah: Ok. First, me and Cody got together in the second season of total drama, and we've been inseparable ever since. Everyone thinks we're good for each other and we're practically famous. Go.
Heather: ...
Heather: Um
Cody: HA HA
Heather: Well to start off, me and Courtney are like a real couple.
Cody: wdym real couple?
Heather: I mean me and Courtney dont just fuck like mad everyday, we actually care for each other
Cody: Right I've had it up to here, me and Noah love each other so much and we care a lot for each other, much more than you and Courtney. And we dont just fuck like mad everyday. I mean, we do, but not everyday. We respect each other and we are a good couple. So shut it please before I fucking start even more.
Heather: ...
Duncan: bitch has been silenced
Heather: oh shut up
Duncan: No. Anyways, me and Dj are hotter then both of yous
Noah: HA
Dj: He kinda true tho
Cody: its Deej so I cant really get mad but I stand by the fact that me and noah are the best
Duncan: bitch no
Noah: Who got together first? Dj and Duncan or Heather and Courtney?
Duncan: cant fuckin remember tbh
Dj: right I gotta go im cooking food for me and Dunc
Noah: AWWWWW I THINK THEY WIN IDK WHY BUT THATS SO CUTE
Dj: teehee
Dj: Duncan thank me
Duncan: Thank youuu
YOU ARE READING
total drama groupchat lol
Fanfictiontitle this was set right after world tour btw (i dont own total drama or any of the characters)
